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airborneice · 2 years ago
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I'M GONNA CRYYYYYYY
literally weeping omg you drew my baby so cute 🥺🥺 literally how am i supposed to go on drawing her knowing that i can never top this. she looks so frickin cute in every one of these panels i can't
also JDSBFJBFVJSDG HELP Mattie knowing exactly who to go to to get her way.....I'm living for this scenario and their dynamic so much, the CHAOS that would ensue with Lauren enabling her all the time and the way she acts around her...this is everything to me
in conclusion i've been staring at this for like 10 minutes thank you sm 🥺🥺
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I’ve had this idea featuring my Lauren and @waddles-ex-machina’s Mattie ever since Wife’s post about their genetics…oh yeah and have I ever mentioned that Kaisa and Lauren don’t get along lmao?
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dayslynthesix · 1 year ago
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im currently obsessed with tennis and tennis is the only thing that's on my mind so i just doing what my brain cells are asking
first, the characters here were mentioned in another stories, but its not relevant at all, a little bit of context: lauren is priya sister (from delicate - lewis hamilton x volleyball!player) when i wrote delicate she was supposed to be a little younger than priya, so i made an adjustment just so the agegap wasn't so big and jeremy is yolanda brother (from match point)
i think this one will be like 2 parts
lets goooooo
Deuce | Daniel Ricciardo x tennis player girlfriend
laurencaspari
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laurencaspari had a little but not so much break time
danielricciardo looking good, laure
landonorris daniel clearly doesn't know how to impress a girls
laurencaspari i feel very impressed
maxverstappen1 wait, what?
robertcaspari everytime my daughter decides to take a break shes not taking a break at all!
georgerussell63 listen to me, you and danny against me and max, when?
maxverstappen1 who told your delulu mind i would play with you?
danielricciardo you did, yesterday, when lando threat to be his mate
laurencaspari i mean we can make it happen but i would rather to play with carmen
lewishamilton what about that grand slam you promised me?
laurencaspari at wimbledon!
ccaspari big sis doing big sis things, love yaaa ❤
user1 so this is the girl daniel is dating? wow, she's gorgeous
user2 i mean, i would date her too
user3 so this is the point where max and daniel go for the divorce?
danielricciardo
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danielricciardo my date for the night
maxverstappen1 let's all of us pretend we don't know who she is
laurencaspari that pasta is looking good, wondering who made it
landonorris ew, pda
carlossainz55 you don't complain about pda when youre the one receiving the pda
redbullracing wondering when we will see her at the garage 🤨
danielricciardo soon adm, soon!
charles_leclerc that pasta is indeed looking very good
elisebutton yeah, ok, i got the clue
elisebutton wow, steeling each other's wife? dirty move, ricciardo
danielricciardo please, dont tell your dad
laurencaspari im still your wife!
maxverstappen1 lauren...
elisebutton everyone knows shes his girl now
user4 she's a roland garros champ!!!! how does danny ric got her is my question of the day
user5 hes a f1 driver, girl
user6 so the lauren caspari is dating a dude who goes vroom vroom very fast for a life?
user7 now she got herself a personal driver
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laurencaspari hey @lewishamilton what about that? im still shaking, i remember being a child and watching wimbledon on tv with my dad, never expected to be a champion here, and now dreams came true. thank you to my family and my partner and my friends for all the support. usopen see you soon! let's gooooo 🥇🎾
lewishamilton ok, youre a woman of word, i call mercedes to see about my part of the deal
robertcaspari immensely proud of you, my precious daughter is a wimbledon champion
ccaspari big sis doing big sis business once again
jeremyrossi wow, huge congrats lauren! well deserved, you've played a tennis i never saw in my 20 years playing tennis, very proud of you!
priyacaspari HAHAHAHAH i mean, now we all combined have more titles than the boys @yrossibutton
lewishamilton im still 7 times champion of the world
yrossibutton ok, were 3 times olympic champions
laurencaspari i didn't knew we were counting but im tied with jeremy, meaning i have 12 grand slams too
priyacaspari congrats sis, im very very proud!
maxverstappen1 how am i supposed to beat you when you keep winning grand slam after grand slam? congratulations, by the way
danielricciardo im very proud of you, my love, you're incredible and it was magical seeing you play.
laurencaspari i love you ❤
elisebutton wifey doing wifey things considering ferrari is not helping hubby so he can do hubby things
redbullracing hello, @charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc no
maxverstappen1 yes
laurencaspari hey redbull, what about that sponsors thing?
redbullracing come to the next grand prix and we'll see 😉
danielricciardo don't wink at my girl, adm
user8 "my partner" 🥺🥺
user9 she said "i dont have wimbledon yet, hold on" and she went there and won
user10 going 4 out of 4 for grand slams, wow
user11 imagine being bff with aryna and having to play her in the finals?
user12 wait, tennis and formula one world are colliding
user13 that's why charles and pierre have been at roland garros for the past 2 years, they're supporting danny rics girl
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danielricciardo back to where all started, happy 2 years to us and congratulations to your 12th grand slam, im insanely proud to share you highs with you and insanely proud to call you my girl, love you. ps: could you please get max and i tickets so we can see sabalenka play?
maxverstappen1 dude, i told you to be sutil about it
elisebutton oh, youre so cute its adorable (im crying)
charles_leclerc lis, baby, people will start to think that you're not happy with me 😭
elisebutton i am! im just missing my wife. but i love you, you're my invisible string
landonorris ew 🤢🤢
laurencaspari i knew it! you're with me just so i can get you to see aryna play with your husband! max, stop stealing my man! but yes baby, everything for you ❤
sabalenka_aryna congratulations, lauren! im very happy for you, looking forward to play you again! and please, bring you personal driver to see me play, i will love to see you guys again! xx 😘
ccaspari now we all know who does the cooking in this relationship
maxverstappen1 we all knew wayyyy sooner!
user14 i mean, they are indeed very cute
user15 i just love how lis is friend with her
user16 lauren sister, catharine, have a youtube channel called 3 girls at a boat where her and her sisters went for a boat trip every sunday, lis is one of her closest friends since i don't know 2014
user17 just saw they went to greece this summer with charles and lis
user18 catharine is very funny, i love how she's mocking on lewis and priya and lis and charles all the time
user19 aussie boy got the girl
user20 daniel 2 and a half years ago after watching a tennis match deciding that "hey laurencaspari would like to go out with me?" send tweet was a good idea
maxverstappen1 i was there and told him that yes, was a very good idea
an: ooooooookaay i started this one and at first i didn't liked it but now im just wow, i love it! missing my girl aryna playing and my man danny ric driving a fast car
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mxsonxmountx · 2 years ago
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Mason Mount AU: Wedding day
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youruser: I guess it’s finally official. I’m officially Mrs Mount. Thank you to everyone who came and made the day special. Thank you to my beautiful bridesmaids, jazbenham, yourbestfriend, yoursister I couldn’t have asked for better bridesmaids. Thank you 🤍
jazbenham: welcome to the family, you looked absolutely beautiful. Can’t wait to see the pictures my darling
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↪️thank you for everything you did on the day, couldn’t have done it without you and summer
yourbestfriend: seeing you happy is the best thing we could ever see, now I’ve definitely lost you to mason, my heart hurts
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↪️preparing for your big day now, love you so much
yoursister: my little sister, is now someone’s wife, my heart. Congratulations
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↪️thank you sis, you was amazing
laurenfryer_: the prettiest bride I’ve ever seen. Congratulations
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↪️thank you darling
sasha_rebecca: you looked absolutely gorgeous, I’ve never cried so many times 😭
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↪️says you in that blue bridesmaid dress, you looked beautiful
laurenjjames: you’re a married woman! Congratulations my darling
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↪️thank you Lauren, love you
kaihavertz29: that’s it, you just steal my boyfriend, now I’m going to have to find someone else. Congratulations to you both
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↪️don’t worry kai, I’ll let you have him once a week…. If I have too 😂
masonmount: my best friend, my happiness and my wife, the best thing that has ever happened to me since childhood. I love you, Mrs Mount.
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↪️the most perfect husband, I love you more than ever
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masonmount: I’m officially a married man. From the girl I fell in love with at the age of 6, to now to be able to call her my wife. I couldn’t be happier. Here’s to the new married life. A massive thank you for my groomsmen/best man: declanrice, kepaarrizabalaga, lew.mount and woody_. I wouldn’t have done it without you all.
kepaarrizabalaga: the best wedding I’ve ever been to, congratulations brother
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↪️thank you for coming, you and Andrea looked amazing
woody_: he’s married, finally married! Congrats bro
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↪️finally! You’re next bro
declanrice: it was a pleasure bro, thank you!
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↪️my bro, my number one, my childhood friend. I cannot thank you enough for being there. We love you
lew.mount: my little brother is married, who’d thought this would ever happen
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↪️married man now bro, look at me go
reecejames: both of my best friends are married… to each other! What a beautiful sight it was, love to you both
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↪️thank you for coming, wasn’t expecting you to cry
chelseafc: congratulations mr and mrs mount
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jazbenham: my brother is married, I cannot believe it
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↪️married and I have the best wife ever
youruser: I’ve finally married my best friend, at last. I couldn’t be happier. My darling husband
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↪️my wife. my everything. my world
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alexanderhamilkovsky · 1 year ago
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Every time I go on Tumblr I realize that I literally have no idea how to promote my fic. Like, how does one promote a fan fiction on tumblr? Let alone a Hamilton fanfiction?
Anyways, check out “Theory of Slavery” on Wattpad and AO3 — https://linktr.ee/theoryofslavery?fbclid=PAAaYBwpAJmLoEs33HgAYUnuk1yHXG7fHnejA_FNGdlmCduRhT-UrvaKUgrrI_aem_AVYNeeFXBIe2uiVs_Nv1UPHqvfz2moKHJRP7XnJRop6ueeX-lZSAgDdTNIoNeWCDXLY
Theory of Slavery is a historical dystopia set in the 1920, revolving around a convicted murderer (John Laurens) forced into a life of indentured servitude by the law of the state. The main ship is technically Lams, although I must warn some readers that it’s not a romance novel. The fanfic has been in the process for about 4 years, and by now it has acquired its own mini-fandom, a whole bunch of fanart, and in general has been well-received throughout the years.
With a big milestone coming up (the finale of part two out of three) I hope I’ll be able to peak the interest of some people in the fandom who perhaps have never stumbled upon my work. You can check out all the fanart on my instagram — theory_of_shit
There’s also a REALLY SICK animatic based on this fanfic on YouTube, by none other than the legendary Kotik. https://youtu.be/J5ieNQ7iO8U?si=O3-1b_RmJQnyDTco
Anyways, I’ll try posting more on Tumblr, but again, I just have no idea what to post. Any advice is welcome.
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cozycompositions · 2 years ago
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@febuwhump Day 7: Forced to Watch
Hello, Lovelies! Big thanks to @that-gal-kay for helping me with this idea! Many many a credit to her!
The fever was ravishing the camp like a new plague. The doctors tried to quarantine it, that didn’t help anything. Eventually the doctors ended up sick, as well. Whatever this sickness was, it was fast and aggressive. Men were dropping like flies, it seemed as though this illness was taking more lives than the entire cause.
General Washington pleaded with Congress, for more medicine, more doctors, anything. Congress did nothing.
So the anger Washington felt when Alexander Hamilton fell ill was entirely directed at them.
And at himself. And at whoever Hamilton got the fever from. And at Alexander for not staying inside, where it’s safe.
Washington was sat in the chair next to Hamilton’s cot. He hadn’t left Alexander’s side since the news of his illness had reached him. One of the last remaining medics, a transfer from Albany, had tried his best to keep Washington away from the boy, (no force on Heaven or Earth could ever do so) Washington would catch the fever himself. They could not afford to lose the general.
Nevertheless, Washington had rushed to the boy’s side, taking care of him as only a father could. The boy was laying in Washington’s own room, he would not allow Alexander to catch even more if his death in the medical tent. He had been asleep for nearly eight hours, occasionally spasming or moaning softly in pain.
Washington did what he could; keeping a cool cloth on the aide’s head, changing his sheets often, holding him. George didn’t have a care in the world for his own health - he just wanted Alexander to be okay.
Hamilton stirred, for the first time since he had been moved to this room. Washington perked up, quickly lighting a candle on the bedside table. Night had long fallen at this point.
“Mn… Sir?” Hamilton groaned softly, his voice hoarse with sleep.
“Hamilton,” Washington smiled. He was thrilled to see his boy awake.
“Wh’a time’s it?” Hamilton worried, attempting to pull himself into a seated position, “I can work… din’t mean to fall ‘sleep… sir.”
Washington gently pushed the boy back down. “No work for you, dear heart. Just rest now, it’s okay,” he cooed.
“Sick?”
“Sick.”
“Like Jack?”
John Laurens, Washington cringed. Laurens has been taken by the fever a mere month prior. Washington remembered how Alexander had shut himself away, literally and metaphorically. He became even more withdrawn and distant than usual, everyone could tell the death of his best friend took an incredible toll on the boy. They all knew it was just another loss to add to the list.
Washington recalled how Hamilton had sat by John’s bedside just as he was now.
“Yes,” Washington ground out. “Like Jack.”
Hamilton was already asleep again.
He didn’t wake again for another few hours. It was just before dawn when Washington felt the small hand in his own shift. He lifted his head, gosh how his neck ached from sleeping in this chair, to see Hamilton stirring restlessly in his sleep, tossing his head side to side with his sweaty brow pinched together.
“Alexander,” Washington gently shook his aide. “Time to wake up son, come on. You can do it.”
Alexander jolted awake with a gasp. In the candlelight, George could see the tears that burned in his cloudy eyes.
“Oh, dear boy,” Washington sighed. He took the now warm cloth from where it had fallen next to Alexander’s head, and rose to soak it in the basin.
“Pa…”
Washington froze at that. He spun around, and yes, Hamilton was looking at him. He was delirious, Washington knew that, but he would be lying if he said it didn’t make his heart swell for Alexander to call him that.
George made his way back to the bed, drawing the cloth over Hamilton’s skin. Alexander sighed at the cool water.
“I’m right here, Alexander,” George cooed softly.
“Pa, it hurts.”
“What hurts, dear?”
“Everything. And… and here,” Hamilton moved to touch his chest.
“You’re sick, Alexander, it’s okay. The pain will be gone soon. You just need to rest.”
Alexander recovered quickly after that. When he awoke the next morning, he had no recollection of their previous interaction. For George, it was a blessing that Hamilton did not remember, lest he become cross over the attention he was receiving.
Despite Washington’s protests, Alexander was back to work within the week. George told him, he had told the stupid boy he should rest more, that he was no good to the war if he worked himself ill again.
“I’ve pressing things to do,” Alexander would always respond.
There was one day, six evenings after their conversation, when Hamilton’s condition worsened again. It had just been a small cough at first, no more than the boy inadvertently clearing his throat. Then it became coughing fits, teary eyes. His writing never stopped. By that evening Washington was done watching the poor boy do this to himself.
“Time for bed, Lieutenant,” he said with no aggression behind his voice.
“I cannot possibly rest now, sir,” Hamilton said without looking up, the movements of his quill never stopping. Washington sighed and moved to grab the boy’s arm to pull him up himself. As soon as George’s hand touched Hamilton’s arm, the boy heaved a sudden sob and shot out of his chair.
“Don’t touch me!”
Washington took a startled step back. Hamilton’s chest was heaving as he dissolved into another fit of coughing - choking. George reached out to steady the boy, only to be pushed back again.
“Please, sir, you may get sick,” Hamilton pleaded. Washington was mildly offended at being shoved away, not realizing it was Alexander’s fear of losing him the way he did John, his mother…
Washington did know the boy was not in his right mind, because he had tears running down his flushed face. Hamilton would never allow Washington to see him cry.
George moved the chair out of the way and grabbed the boy’s shoulder’s to stop his swaying (and hold the child still when he fought against his hold).
“So you are with fever, yes?” Washington asked gently. Hamilton sniffed and nodded. George turned and entered the hallway, stopping a servant boy and requesting for him to bring the medic to his rooms, Hamilton was ill again. When he turned back, Alexander was pressed against the back wall, crying still, but staring at something beyond Washington.
“Come to me, son. Let’s get you into your bed,” Washington prodded, moving closer to the delirious aide. When Hamilton didn’t respond, Washington’s brow furrowed in concern. Hamilton had never failed to answer his call before now.
“Son?”
Hamilton tilted his head and furrowed his brow, still gazing over Washington’s shoulder as if that wall was so interesting.
���John…?”
Then suddenly, he was pitching forward into Washington’s arms.
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papermoonloveslucy · 2 years ago
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MOVIES on TV!
Part 1 ~ The Movies of “I Love Lucy”
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When “I Love Lucy” premiered in 1951, Lucille Ball was a bona fide movie star. By contrast, her creation Lucy Ricardo was a fan - idolizing film stars and Hollywood. 
~FACTUAL FILMS~ 
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THE TALL MEN ~ “Lucy Visits Graumans” (1955) 
Other than this establishing shot, there is no mention of the film, which starred Clark Gable and Jane Russell. “Lucy” actors Will Wright and Harry Shannon were also in the cast. It premiered at Graumans on September 22, 1955. 
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BLOOD ALLEY ~ “Lucy and John Wayne” (1955)
The film is promoted by Wayne approving of a large poster of the film, which co-starred Lauren Bacall. 
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SABRINA ~ “Getting Ready” (1954)
LUCY: (on the phone) “Would you like me to give a message to any of the gang out there? You know, Clark or Cary or Van or Marlon? Oh, all right. (writing) Tell Bill Holden that Marion Van Vlack saw ‘Sabrina’ five times!”
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Sabrina is a 1954 romantic comedy-drama directed by Billy Wilder, based on Samuel A. Taylor’s play Sabrina Fair. In addition to Holden, the movie starred Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn. “I Love Lucy” character actors Ellen Corby and Nancy Kulp play supporting roles.
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THE COUNTRY GIRL ~ “L.A. at Last” (1955) 
William Holden promotes his latest film co-starring Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly. Also in the cast were “Lucy” actors Sarah Selby, Frank J. Scanell, Gene Reynolds, Paul Fix, and Harold Miller. 
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THE BIG COMBO ~ “The Star Upstairs” (1955)
Cornel Wilde promotes his latest film co-starring Richard Conte, Brian Donlevy, and Alan Wallace. Also in the cast were “Lucy” actors Jack Chefe and William Conaty. 
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A PRIZE OF GOLD ~ “The Tour” (1955) 
Richard Widmark promotes his latest film, his first for Columbia Pictures. 
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CAMILLE ~ “The Dancing Star” (1955)
While singing “How About You” with Van Johnson, Lucy mentions the 1936 film Camille, which starred Greta Garbo and Robert Taylor. Although Taylor never appeared on the series, Lucy claims to have met him at the Farmer’s Market and gotten his autograph on an orange. As for Van Johnson, he appeared with Lucy and Desi in Too Many Girls (1940) and with Ball in Easy To Wed (1946).  
There are several other mentions of the film throughout the series, but it is unclear if they are referring to the character from the Dumas fils book and play or the film. This is also true of Gone With The Wind. 
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CAPTAIN LIGHTFOOT ~ “In Palm Springs” (1955)
Guest star Rock Hudson promotes his latest film co-starring Barbara Rush and Jeff Morrow. 
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THE SHEIK ~ "The Hedda Hopper Story" (1955)
MRS. MCGILLICUDDY: "Oh, and I must see the house where Rudolph Valentino lived.  Oh, I'll never forget him in ‘The Sheik’.  (sings) I'm the Sheik of Araby. Your love belongs to me..." LUCY: "You know, they're grooming Ricky to be another Rudolph Valentino." MRS. MCGILLICUDDY: "Ricky? Ricky who?" RICKY: "Ricky me. That's who." MRS. MCGILLICUDDY: "You? (mocking laugh) Why, you're not fit to touch the hem of his bernouse!"
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THE IRON PETTICOAT ~ “Lucy and Bob Hope” (1956)
As Hope enters Yankee Stadium, a young fan (David Saber) asks him for an autograph. Before granting it, he asks the boy “Have you seen my latest picture, ‘The Iron Petticoat?’”  The boy eagerly replies, “Yes, sir.”  However, the film, co-starring Katherine Hepburn, didn't premiere in the USA until early January 1957, three months after this episode aired. It was produced and directed by Ralph and Betty! Not the Ramseys, but Betty Box and Ralph Thomas. Hope had appeared in two films with Lucille Ball, and would do two more. 
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LIFEBOAT ~ “The Celebrity Next Door” (1957) 
Ethel gushes to Tallulah Bankhead that she saw her in Lifeboat (1944). 
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SAYONARA ~ “The Ricardos Go To Japan” (1959)
Trying to be savvy about Japanese customs, Lucy says she sat through Sayonara twice. The 1957 film details a romance between an Air Force pilot (Marlon Brando) and a Japanese woman (Miyoshi Umeki), winning four Oscars.
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FOREVER DARLING ~ “Ricky’s European Booking” (1955) 
The episode features the Pied Pipers singing the title song from Lucy and Desi’s upcoming fantasy film featuring James Mason. 
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At the end of the original broadcast of “Bon Voyage”, there was a tag scene to promote the film (and record). Although cut for syndication, the DVD restores this tag scene. Lucy and Desi [or is it Ricky?] are seen sitting in deck chairs.
LUCY: “Did you see the ship’s newspaper? They just raved about your new MGM record of ‘Forever, Darling.’ They said it’s gonna be one of the top records of the year. Let’s get them to play it on the public address system. I know how modest you are, but think what a treat it would be for the passengers.”
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SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS ~ “Lucy in the Swiss Alps” (1956)
LUCY: “You remember that picture 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'? Somebody shot a pistol and it caused a great, big avalanche.”
After getting trapped by an avalanche, Ethel asks “How'd they get out in 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'? Lucy replies that “They waited for the spring thaw!”
~FICTIONAL FILMS~
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DON JUAN
The film that takes Ricky Ricardo to Hollywood is mentioned in dozens of episodes. 
“Don Juan is all about love. It’s got nothing to do with marriage.” ~ “Don Juan and the Starlets” (1955)
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SIGNORA LORENZO: “Hark! Do I hear a footfall? Is that you, Don Juan?” DON JUAN: “Yes, it is I, O lovely one. Would that I had the power to tell you what is in my heart tonight.” SIGNORA LORENZO: “What do you mean, my dearest?” DON JUAN: “I have come to say farewell.“ SIGNORA LORENZO: “No, say not so.” DON JUAN: “Would that I could ask you to fly with me, but I know that you’re devoted to your husband, Count Lorenzo.” SIGNORA LORENZO: “Yes, much as I love you, I must stay with him. He is old and feeble and he needs me.” DON JUAN: “But for him, I would sweep you into my arms and carry you over yon garden wall.” SIGNORA LORENZO: “Oh, that I could cut these ties that bind me!” DON JUAN: “Do not cry, my dearest. It was not meant to be. I had no right to win your heart. I had no chance to win your love. So, now, I’m afraid I must say farewell."
Lucy reads that Variety reports that Ricky’s Don Juan is scheduled to have a $3 million budget and be filmed in color. Errol Flynn played Don Juan in Adventures of Don Juan in 1948, which was also in color and budgeted at 3.5 million dollars. Douglas Fairbanks played the character in 1934, and John Barrymore was in a 1926 version that featured a young Hedda Hopper, before she turned to journalism.
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MOON OVER BAGHDAD ~ “The Mustache” (1952)
A talent scout (John Brown) is casting a new film called Moon Over Baghdad, an Arabian nights-style Technicolor extravaganza. This is the first time we get a hint of Ricky’s movie aspirations, which will eventually take the foursome to Hollywood in season 4. Through tenuous connections (“My agent has a friend whose brother-in-law knows the talent scout’s wife.”), Ricky, Lucy (beard concealed), and the Mertzes all vie for his consideration. In the final scene, Lucy has finally managed to remove her whiskers and Ricky lands a screen test for the film, although we never hear anything about it again, even when he tests for Don Juan in season 4.  There’s also an offer for Lucy.
LUCY: “I don’t care what they pay me. I am not going to play the part of your father!”
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WOMEN FROM MARS ~ “Lucy is Envious” (1953) 
Lucy and Ethel make money to fulfill a pledge by doing a stunt for an upcoming film, Women from Mars. The plot was most likely inspired by the 1953 film The War of the Worlds which is also about a Martian invasion. Two days before this episode aired, a British film called Devil Girl from Mars hit US cinemas. Also hitting the big screen in 1953 was Invaders From Mars, which featured Hillary Brooke (“The Fox Hunt”) and Richard Deacon (“The Celebrity Next Door”). America had Martian madness!
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BITTER GRAPES ~ “Lucy’s Italian Movie” (1956)
On the train to Rome, Lucy is eyed by Vittorio Philippi (Franco Corsaro). Taking the title literally, Lucy investigates the wine-making business, leading to one of the funniest scenes in television history as Lucy stomps grapes. 
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After a tussel in the vat, Lucy proves to ‘blue’ for the role - a typical American tourist - which goes to Ethel instead. Lucy one bitter grape! 
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TROPICAL RHYTHMS ~ “Home Movies” (1954)
Ricky creates an audition film for a television project. Then Lucy and the Mertzes add their own home movie (a Western) to create a very chaotic film. 
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GUYS & DOLLS ~ “Lucy and the Dummy” (1955)
When the episode was running short, a preview clip of the upcoming MGM film musical starring Frank Sinatra was inserted into the Executive Show sequence. After one airing, the sequence was removed and has never been restored. The morning after the original broadcast, fans phoned a bewildered Sinatra to tell him he was on “I Love Lucy” last night - which he knew nothing about! 
~UNMENTIONED TITLES~
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Un-Titled Florida Project ~ “Desert Island” (1956)
Ricky announces that he’s going to be in a film about the history of the state of Florida. The movie will feature Claude Akins (as a giant native), Joi Lansing and Jil Jarman. Ricky says he will appear in the ‘modern’ scenes playing with his band in the hotel nightclub. In real life, Desi Arnaz got his start in showbusiness in a Florida nightclub.
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CLUNY BROWN ~ “The Fox Hunt” (1956) 
A few seconds of establishing stock footage of Berkshire Manor was taken from the 1938 Ernst Lubitch film Cluny Brown, which was filmed by 20th Century Fox in a Hollywood studio, but takes place in England. In the film, the home is named Friars Carmel Manor, but with the exception of the lettering bearing the name, the footage is identical.
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STAGE DOOR ~ “Lucy’s Italian Movie” (1956)
LUCY: “The calla lilies are in bloom again.”
This is a quote from Stage Door (1937), which Lucille Ball always called her ‘big break’. It was Katherine Hepburn’s first line in the play within the film, and was repeated throughout the movie. Ball always admired Hepburn, and it is possible the writers included the line as an homage to her.
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BUS STOP ~ “Lucy and Superman” (1957) 
The Appleby’s come over for a social evening. As the scene opens, Caroline is in mid-sentence talking about a film.  
CAROLINE: “And he picked up Marilyn Monroe, slung her over his shoulder and carried her off!”
Although the title is never mentioned, the film they are discussing is Bus Stop, starring Marilyn Monroe and Don Murray. It was released in August 1956, two and a half months before this episode was filmed. Frequent “Lucy” character actor Hans Conried has a featured role in the film.
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HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE ~ “Changing the Boys Wardrobe” (1953)
The gang is heading to the movies to see “That picture we’ve been trying to get to for weeks with Marilyn Monroe.” The movie is either Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, which premiered in New York City in July 1953, or How To Marry A Millionaire, which premiered (just in Los Angeles) one day after this episode was filmed.
ETHEL: “Wasn’t that a wonderful dress she had on in the big number?”  
Both films were musicals, so this doesn’t narrow it down very much. In either case, it is likely that the title goes unmentioned because Lucy and Desi had just filmed The Long, Long Trailer for MGM Studios and How To Marry a Millionaire and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes were 20th Century Fox pictures.
~FILM INSPIRATIONS~
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MURDER AT THE VANITIES ~ “Lucy Gets Into Pictures” (1955)
Lucy finally gets a part as a murdered showgirl in an (un-named) Hollywood movie directed by Ricky’s friend Frank Williams (Lou Krugman). The film may have been inspired by 1934′s Murder at the Vanities, in which Lucille Ball had an uncredited role as a showgirl.
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THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR ~ “The Kleptomaniac” (1952)
Under hypnosis (and with a knowing wink to Ethel), Lucy reverts to childhood, with a story and a voice doubtlessly influenced by Ginger Rogers in the 1942 film The Major and the Minor. 
LUCY: “It all started when I was a little girl. I was riding on the streetcar one day and I looked up and I saw a box and it said, 'take one.’ So I took one. From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty head even though it didn’t say 'take one.'  I took a bright new penny. I took a bicycle. I took a little boy. But my mother made me give him back.
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DUCK SOUP ~ “Lucy and Harpo Marx” (1955) 
The mirror routine between Lucy and Harpo was first performed by Groucho in Duck Soup (1933). Lucille Ball and Harpo had appeared together in Room Service in 1938 for RKO Studios. 
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DANCE, GIRL, DANCE ~ “Bullfight Dance” (1955)
The final look for Lucy’s bull costume was no doubt inspired by Ferdinand the Bull, the story of the bull who’d rather pick flowers, than face the picador.  The character was integral to the story of Lucille Ball’s 1940 film Dance, Girl, Dance.
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GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES ~ “Second Honeymoon” (1956)
The plot of this episode very closely follows the adventures of Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) in the 1953 film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. In common with this episode and the film is extra Monty O'Grady, who played a passenger on both vessels!  Also look for “I Love Lucy” actors Norma Varden (Mrs. Benson in “The Ricardos Change Apartments”), Elliott Reid (Edward Warren from “Face To Face”), and Bennett Green (Desi’s stand-in and veteran background player).
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Lorelei’s dinner companion turns out to be a seven year-old boy, just like Lucy’s ping pong partner turns out to be young Kenneth Hamilton played by nine year-old Harvey Grant.
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Lucy gets stuck in a porthole just as Lorelei did, also draping a blanket around her shoulders so passersby wouldn’t know what was really going on.
~FILM FUNNIES~
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“Ricky Needs an Agent” (1955)
Trying to suggest possible film projects for Ricky, Lucy insert him into the titles of some of Hollywood’s best-known movies:
“Ricky, Son of Flicka” / Thunderhead, Son of Flicka (1945)
“A Streetcar Named Ricardo” / A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
“Gone With the Cuban Wind” / Gone With the Wind (1939)
“Three Cubans in a Fountain” / Three Coins in the Fountain (1945)
“It Happened One Noche” / It Happened One Night (1934)
“Seven Brides for Seven Cubans” / Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)
“Meet Me in St. Ricky” / Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)
“The Ricardos of Wimpole Street” / The Barretts of Wimpole Street (1957)
“Andy Hardy Meets the Conga Player” / Andy Hardy Meets Debutante (1940)
“Arsenic and Old Ricky” / Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
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Mai nearly jumped out of her seat when she sensed Yukin's presence. She was prepared to meet him, but that energy alone was enough to nearly scare her and prepare an attack.
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"It's fine, Mai." Heidi smiled at her. She could feel Mai's sudden fear. "Yukin here's friendly. A bit of a pain in the ass for some people but we're all family here."
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"R--right. F--family. He's... friendly." Mai took a deep breath and sat down. It's going to take so much time to get used to these alternate versions of people that she knew.
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"I'm back. You called me si--" Lauren paused to look at Yukin. "Damn, Yukin. You look exhausted." She got some tea for herself and sat down.
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She was going to circle to that eventually, but Lauren's comment made her direct things back to Yukin. "So, you already know about that version of you coming at least. Glad you were able to let Aevum and others know... but... Big sis is right. You seem really tired, Yukin. Are you alright?"
"If this is about the barricade, I am already aware--despite how much Copernicus attempted to hide such from me."
Yukin would have opened a rift and stepped through it shortly after being called for, and would soon have a seat with Heidi and Mai as well--although it was clear that he had gotten very little rest from everything he had been dealing with as of late. So many things on his plate all at once, and it was his role to help deal with all of it that he possibly could deal with.
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"I've also informed Aevum of the situation, and to remain on standby in the event that Borealis inadvertently finds itself involved in this matter. Another shard of mine has also been informed, although he doesn't need to make any preparations--as his world is as far from this section as one can possibly be. He is safe from these events."
If it wasn't obvious before that Yukin had never once taken a vacation in his entire existence, it would become obvious now.
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~ Monthly BL Breakdown: December 2022 ~  
🎆 Happy 2023!!! 🥂
Disclaimer: ALL shows can be streamed here or here, as well as on Youtube and other platforms. For more info on where to watch what, check out this post!
New breakdowns are coming at the end of every month - feel free to add stuff! (previous breakdowns)
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What came out this month? (green tick = seen or currently watching)
🌟 Oh! My Assistant - December 1st (South Korea)
🌟 609 Bedtime Story - December 2nd (Thailand) ✅
🌟 My School President - December 2nd (Thailand) ✅
🌟 Si Andy, Si Lauren o Si Peng? - December 3rd (Philippines)
🌟 Fudanshi Bartender no Tashinami (international release on GagaOOlala) - December 8th (Japan) 
🌟 Semantic Error: The Movie (international release) - December 9th (South Korea)
🌟 The Warp Effect (BL sidestory) - December 12th (Thailand) ✅
🌟 Never Let Me Go - December 13th (Thailand) ✅
🌟 The Director Who Buys Me Dinner - December 15th (South Korea)
🌟 Ameiro Paradox - December 15th (Japan)
🌟 Coffee Melody Special Episode (PlengDuean) - December 18th (Thailand)
🌟 The New Employee - December 21st (South Korea)
🌟 Coffee Melody Special Episode (NueaJeen) - December 25th (Thailand)
🌟 HIStory5: Love in the Future - December 28th (Taiwan)
Monthly likes/dislikes
❣️ The Warp Effect - I’m not gonna lie I knew exactly that this show would have me in a chokehold from the moment they released the pilot trailer and I was right lmao. It’s phenomenal. It’s fun, it’s chaos, it’s spicy. exactly the kind of anarchy I was craving jdhfgk. New is doing a very good job at portraying Alex, which is surprising because he was part of the reason I was hesitant about the show as I’m not his biggest fan. But I’m so fond of Alex and also him and Fah as Jean have an A+ chemistry. Army is my bitch lmao I love him so much and the 3 of them contribute a great deal to the vibe that makes the show work. The side couples are also very interesting and mostly props to Sing for giving his all in this type of plot because that shit requires some courage lmao. It’s a textbook Jojo series and his signature way of not beating around the bush is very visible here. Some people said they find the hyper-focus on the sexual themes juvenile but I disagree. The exaggeration of the plot is a great way of pointing a finger at these themes and breaking a stigma; especially at GMMTV. I love it. 10/10 so far. 
👎🏻 Remember Me - This show has taken a very disappointing turn about halfway through. The stories all had a very sweet and interesting start and I liked the slow pacing at first but now it’s just draggy and annoying. Everything has become 80% slower and the scenes are repetitive and tedious. At this point I'm only watching the GunGolf story and even that has parts that I can’t help but skip. Their breakup was very strange and unnecessary to me and I have no idea how they plan to fix it in the remaining 2 episodes. What a shame. 3/10. 
New series & movie announcements
🎥 The Last Time - Date TBA (Thailand)
🎥 Unintentional Love Story - Date TBA (South Korea) 
🎥 Born To Be Y - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Love At First Paint (TikTok series) - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Y Universe (starring KaownahTurbo & others) - Coming August 2023 (Thailand)
🎥 Personal Manager (produced by MFlow) - Date & Cast TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Tin Tam Jai (produced by MFlow) - Coming February 27th 2023 (Thailand) 
🎥 Time (produced by MFlow) - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Love in the Big City (novel adaption) - Date TBA (South Korea) 
🎥 Pit Babe - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 My Dear - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Check Out (Movie version) - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Mystique in the Mirror - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Our Dating Sim - Date TBA (South Korea) 
🎥 Death Kaleidoscope (novel adaption; possibly bromance) - Date TBA (China) 
🎥 Bokura no Shokutaku (manga adaption) - Date TBA (Japan)
🎥 Hot Bamee and Yummy Gyogung - Date TBA (Thailand) 
🎥 Eccentric Romance - Date TBA (South Korea) 
🎥 Wuju’s Bakery - Date TBA (South Korea) 
Other news from the BL world
❗️ The following BL actors won at this year’s GQ Men of the Year Awards 2022: 
Bright Vachirawit: Actor of the Year 
Apo Nattawin & Mile Pakphoom: Breakthrough Actors 
Mew Suppasit: Top Trender
❗️ The following BL actors/productions won at this year’s สุดสัปดาห์ Y Awards 2022: 
YinWar: Star Duo of the Year 
Bite Me Series: Best Inspiring Series 
PP Krit: All Time Popular & Favorite Social Media Star 
BillkinPP: Best Original Soundtrack
Not Me: Best Series Based on Books, Best Screenplay, Best Director 
Cutie Pie: Y Series of the Year
Zee Pruk: Actor of the Year 
Nunew Chawarin: Actor of the Year 
ZeeNunew: Rising Star Duo of the Year
❗️ JaFirst were confirmed as the leads in the upcoming BL Be Mine SuperStar. Other cast members are Benjamin Brasier (2Moons2), Bosston Suphadach (Between Us), Kokliang Parinya (TharnType) and others. 
❗️ Following the success of Manner of Death and Triage, the novel “Euthanasia” by Sammon will be adapted into a series titled Spare Me Your Mercy and will be produced by One31. BibleBuild (KinnPorsche) are rumored as the leads. 
❗️ Golf Tanwarin (director of The Eclipse & 609 BS) announced that SmartJames (Don’t Say No) will be part of the upcoming BL movie Moments of Love. Other cast members are Fort T. (Love in the Air) & more. 
❗️ Triage won “Best BL series” and “Best BL scene” at this year’s CBLO awards. 
❗️ The Domundi 2023 Lineup Event was held on December 13th. The following BLs were announced:
Bed Friend Series (starring NetJames)
Middleman’s Love (starring TutorYim)
Naughty Babe (Starring MaxNat)
Love Upon a Time (starring NetJames)
The Next Prince (starring ZeeNunew)
Cutie Pie 2 You (4 episodes) - airing January 6th
2 Worlds (starring MaxNat)
Punk Spy (starring Tommy S. & others)
Our Winter (Korean collaboration, starring TutorYim)  
Unknown movie (starring ZeeNunew)
❗️ The production company Be On Cloud will hold their 2023 lineup event on January 18th. 
❗️ The following BL actors/productions won at this year’s Thailand Digital Awards:
The Eclipse: Best Y Series 
JoongDunk: Couple of the Year 
Job Thuchapon: Outstanding Actor in a Y Series 
Mean Phiravich: Best Male Rising Star Award 
Danny Bandit (2Moons3): New Rising Star Award 
Ultimate Troop Co Ltd (Remember Me): Best Creative Production of a Y Series
❗️ The following BL actors/productions won at this year’s Y Universe Awards:
LoveMechanics: Best Y Series 
Cutie Pie: 7 awards 
YoonTon (Unforgotten Night): Best Leading Role 
Sing Harit (Not Me): Best Baddy
❗️ Nutt Witsarut (SCOY) and Boat YongYut (My Secret Love) have been confirmed as the leads in the upcoming BL Hot Bamee and Yummy Gyogung, which is an adaption from Jamie's novel with the same title.
❗️ TVThunder released posters for a still unknown series with Prom Ratchaphat, Mark Siwat and Plan Rathavit as the leads. Name, date & genre is still unknown. 
❗️ Actors Toptap Jirakit, Puimek Napasorn and Gunsmile Chanagun have officially left GMMTV. 
❗️ The upcoming BL Love Syndrome will air on March 4th. 
Upcoming series & movies for January
☝🏻 Oh! My Assistant (Movie version) - January 2nd (South Korea) 
☝🏻 Beautiful Scars - January 2nd (Philippines) 
☝🏻 Cutie Pie 2 You - January 6th (Thailand) 
☝🏻 EarthMix Space Season 2 - January 17th (Thailand) 
☝🏻 Individual Circumstances - January 19th (South Korea) 
☝🏻 Hit Bite Love - January 21st (Thailand) 
☝🏻 Suki Suki Wan Wan! (possibly bromance) - January 24th (Japan) 
☝🏻 Bokura no Micro na Shuumatsu (The End of the World With You) - January 29th (Japan) 
☝🏻 The Luminous Solution - January TBA (Thailand) 
☝🏻 Future - January TBA (Thailand) 
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Switched Alliances - Part 3 (Leila Ouahabi x Reader)
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Brighton. Quarter final. England vs Spain. You were not ready. You had been sat with two jerseys on your hotel bed in front of you for the last hour. On the one hand you wanted to support your sister and the country that had been your home for the majority of your life but on the other you wanted to support Leila and the country that you were born in.
God you hated how little you visited your birth country. It just held so much heart break that it was hard for you to think of it as anything other than the place that you were given away from.
Still stood in your sports bra you were snapped out of your thoughts by your phone ringing. Picking it up you were greater with a young Lauren pulling a funny face at you. God you loved that photo.
“Hey little sis what’s up? Shouldn’t you be getting into the zone or something?” Lauren rarely called you on match days, she was big on not having the outside world affect her headspace before a match.
“I can feel you having a debate with yourself from up here. I know you love me and support me so if you want to wear Ouahabi’s shirt then do it. You will always be my big sister no matter what differences we have on our birth certificates. I know whatever this is with Leila has made you think about the past but don’t let it stop you from something that could be great. You deserve the world y/n, don’t let your past define your future.” You forgot how well the girl knew you sometimes. She was honestly the best sister you could ever ask for and you were so glad that you had her and she felt the same way you did.
“You’re the best squirt. I have no idea what I did to deserve you in my life but I’m glad I do. Now go get yourself ready you have a final to make.” The laugh and beaming smile you could hear in her voice when she replied she would just do that was all you needed to hear. She knew that you were her biggest fan and no matter what debate you were having right now that would never change.
Once you ended the call you noticed the message you had received during that time. Leila's name was staring at you with a message that brought a smile to your face.
Hola. So I know today is going to be a tough one and I know what I’m like at games so I just want you to know that no matter what I do or say I want to get to know you. I can be an idiota when I get passionate and that causes me to act out sometimes. Just no matter what I want to speak to you after the game win or lose. Ps Wear your England shirt. I kinda want to see what you look like as an enemy 😉
You couldn’t help but smile at the text. How could someone who seems so sure of themselves be so soft and insecure. You found it endearing that she was so worried about what spicy pitch Leila could do to her chances of seeing you after the game but you knew she had nothing to worry about.
Hola. Thank you for saying this it was really cute but you don’t need too. I’ll speak to you whenever you want too no matter what happens in a game of football. As for the shirt I’ll wear yours for good luck to you for now until I leave but then yes I will be in your enemies shirt. Good luck my ball slamming Spaniard and I’ll see you later.
You grabbed the Spain shirt as you said you would and pulled it over your head. You were only going out to the coffee shop down the street anyway for breakfast so you weren’t too worried about anyone you knew seeing you in the enemies too today.
You are not letting me live that moment down are you? See you later hermosa
You hearted the message and took a moment to let it sink in that the Leila Ouahabi was calling you beautiful in person and over text.
After a quiet breakfast and sending Leila a text of you in her jersey before switching into Lauren’s one, you grabbed your stuff and got ready to meet your mum in the lobby.
You were a bundle of nerves mixed with excitement. Even though you had only met the Spanish woman a week ago she was already the first person you wanted to speak to when you woke up and your last thought before you fell asleep. Then there was the added thing of by the end of the night you were going to have one person you cared about at least sad and you didn’t like the people around you being sad.
You decided whatever the outcome you would be both happy with the person that won and sad with and for the person that didn’t. You just hoped you could be the best person for both of them in their states of euphoria or upset.
You were say talking to a few of the lionesses family members when the squads were read out over the tannoys, you cheered as loud as you could when Lauren’s name was called out in an unchanged England squad. You were waiting to cheer Leila in your head but her name never came. Sure that you must have just missed it you looked up the team announcement on your phone only to find out she was in fact on the bench.
You took a second to be slightly relieved that your sister and whatever Leila might be were not facing each other for the whole of this game. If Leila was on she’d be up against your sister and vice versa, something that would have your heart rate through the roof.
You felt really sorry for the woman, after she was brought off at half time in the last game and now loosing her starting spot. You wanted nothing more than to give her a hug right now and tell her you thought she was the best left back ever but you couldn’t. Instead you pulled your phone out and hoped maybe you could catch her before they all put them away.
I’ve just heard the team. I’m sorry. Your coach is an idiot for not playing my favourite and the best left back. I can’t wait to see your cute butt running around that pitch when he realises it.
You turned back to the conversation with your mum only to hear your phone ping a second or two later. Looking at the notification you were happy to see it was Leila hearting your message, you were glad she got to see it. Now you just hoped she would get on.
The first half went by in a flash. There was a lot of Spanish pressure that almost undid the England defence but the final ball wasn’t there. Spain suffocated the England strikers including your sister so that the normal free flowing English attack was none existent. The main chance of the half came from a free kick won by Beth Mead which you watched your sister step up to take. She whipped a dangerous ball into the box that bounced its way through to Ellen White who poked it home. Unfortunately your celebrations were cut short as the linesmen raised his flag as soon as it hit the net. But it was a sign, a little bit of excitement and the joke crowd was eating it up.
You were sat behind the benches and had been disappointed so far because you hadn’t managed to catch the eyes of the Spanish left back currently sitting on the bench down and to your left. She had jogged out to warm up once in the half and had been on her feet with her teammates when a decision didn’t go there way but not once had she turned to find you like she had in the previous two games.
You thought it might have something to do with the fact that you were English, well as far as she knew you were. It probably wouldn’t look too good on her if she turned around and smiled or waved to the English section of the family section. So you put that to the back of your mind and decided that watching her every now and again out the corner of your eye was enough for now.
When the second half began you felt the switch in the air. Both teams where more determined to get a point on the board and it showed in the way they were playing. Tackles were coming in more solidly and chances created.
Ten minutes into the half is when the deadlock is broken. Athena races down the right for Spain and pushes the ball past Daly and squares it into the path of the Esther. That’s the first goal England have conceded all tournament and it could be the one that knocks them out.
Your frown briefly left your face as you saw a smiley Leila making her way back to the bench after running over to celebrate with her teammates. The joy on the woman’s face enough for you to allow yourself that little moment of happiness mostly for her. It didn’t last long though as the game kicked off once again and the atmosphere was tense.
Being a goal down 10 minutes from the end of a game is never nice, neither as a player or a supporter but it’s even worse when it’s in a knockout game. If you don’t score than you don’t play in that competition again. A fact that was starting to creep up on you and the rest of the families supporting the current loosing team.
With your known super subs now on the field and the obvious slight exhaustion in all of the players games, the pace of the game has decreased a little. Something that played right into your sisters hands. She managed to find some space over on the right which Stanway spotted and after one failed cross that ricocheted back to her she sent in another one that perfectly found the head of Russo. You watched with baited breath as she nodded the ball down and into the path of Toone who was making her way into the 6 yard box and only once she smashed it home did you breathe properly again.
They had done it with 5 minutes to spare. You jumped and hugged your mum as you watched the girls celebrate on the pitch. It was only when the referees whistle blow before everyone was set to start that you noticed a bit of commotion coming from the Spain bench. You could hear the angry words being said and you could see the anger etched on Leila's face when you sought her out. They thought there was a foul in the build up and were not happy it hadn’t been looked at, you watched as Miss got a yellow for what you would later find out was booting a drinks cooler and the game got underway again.
Going to extra time was not what either team would have wanted. Those extra 30 minutes could be the cause of tired legs and bad play if they get through in the next game. But that’s where the game went and both teams were still hungry for it.
The hungriest player of all was Stanway though. She picked up the ball in the middle of the field and drove forward, when no one challenged her she set herself to shoot. And shoot she did. The ball flew off her foot, just passed the outreaching fingers of Panos and into the back of the net. Pandemonium that’s the best way to describe the celebrations around you. An extra time screamer that might just book England’s place in the semi finals.
It did just that. The second half of extra time passed with chances created by Spain but nothing the could capitalise on. Spain were out. You celebrated the win with your mum before turning to the field to see Leila and the rest of the Spain ish girls clapping their fans and heading for the tunnel. Just before she got there Leila looked up and picked you out for the first time tonight. The smile you sent her way was not returned, all she did was shake her head and duck out.
So much for seeing you after the game no matter the result.
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la-alert · 2 years ago
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Since you so asked…
What’s big saweeetie? Apparently everything in L.A. this should have been Texas the way ya’ll serving us up this sweet tea. Anyways we not gone keep you too long this week but let’s get right into it.
So we all know how Celeste got them killahsss on deck…chiii-cheese anyways. She seems to be back hanging out with her good friend Xyon. We’re not too sure if it’s because she wants her friendship back or she just trying to fill a void cause her mans Najee be out here for everybody... speaking of Hi Carter, we like you friend so we’ll spare you this time. Anyways in the messiness of it all…we all saw the cute little bundle of joy posted on our timeline the other day right? Right so if you was like us then you was also wondering…who the hell is this girl and who is the daddy. We still don’t know anything about her aside from her name is Kendra and her baby daddy is Najee! Celeste…you said its gone be some slow singing and grave digging right? Get to diggin hunty!
Summer is almost up and we are so glad…hopefully it’ll slow down the hottest girl of the summer Monique. We’re all for a good run but at this point it’s giving basic..repetitive... Amari not going nowhere anyways so just run his pockets. Anyways with their current falling out after Monique ran over his damn mailbox she went and found her a new beau to wine and dine her. Giannis has been here all of 3 minutes and he already shelling out gifts and fancy shit. We’re starting to think all of this is some kind of contract shit she has going on. Because there’s no way all these men just this desperate to be used like a second hand bag and tossed to the side afterwards. 
We love to see it! Our girl Braxtyn, guess she took our advice when we said don’t let a relationship keep you from making friends! Sis has been hanging out with Kimora, Carter and Devontae! That’s great girl because relationships are cute but don’t lose yourself in a man. Then when it’s all over you have nobody and be out here tweeting how you gotta stand on all ten by yaself lol.  
Small update…Xyon and Lauren are still hanging out..whew chile we was starting to get worried for her. Such a sweet girl but you men do her wrong! Keep it up girl we like this for you! Mekhala can you do us a favor…get out that man comments on twitter. You seeming a little too thirsty! What’s wrong? Your King not showing you love or something? Speaking of…we guess she learned to leave the light skinned charmer Dimitri alone cause he’s got his eyes set on little miss Luliya. We so glad school starting back this girl been jumping from house to house all summer. Make sure you hit us up girl we got some money we gone put on your meal card for the semester. 
You ever seen a couple and be like mm how they even get together? That’s how we feel about molly the maid…we mean Sakari and Amil. Sis are you in loveee? Gotta be cause your neighbors told us they saw you taking in the laundry bags the other night. Okay domesticated house wifeee, couldn’t be us but you know…help your mans out wash them durttty drawls babygirl! 
Like they always say post a tweet and the ladies will come running to you! Playboy Justice, what’s up zaddy! How you doing? You wanna take us to lunch too? Or is that just for you and Jailen? Next time can you take Kasey please, girl ain’t been outside since 2021 missed her graduation and all…and we assuming she homeless as well since nobody has seen her. She might be a catfish we not too sure. But take her next time and bring us a togo box thank you babeee. 
When it come to love a few of you have no problem snagging a new man. We’re not sure how lilttle miss Kimora “keep a nigga Jr” does it but baby she moves on faster than Monique. Gucci mane did say miss one, next fifteen one comin, but we don’t think he meant literally ma’am. She done found her another “forever gone be around” ass nigga in Bryson. This bout the third one at this point. Ya’ll be so young acting like you done lived life to have these forever bonds with folks, give us a break. When you opening your restaurant? The food look good, focus on that or something. Braxtyn you might wanna have a talk with her or something. 
Oh the IRS told us to remind a few of ya’ll that it’s time to pay taxes on these so called businesses you running. Pierre over at BXR gym we heard ya’ll was one payment away from foreclosure…oop! Don’t laugh to hard Jalissa cause we heard the roaches taking over KAMP LA with all the non existent customers. They not playing with ya’ll and these taxes…figure it out before your business become the next mcdonalds and starbucks. 
If you want to become a business owner and can pay your business taxes on time, then be sure to hit us up. We’re reading all new business applications for a small fee of 500 dollars per page with a 10 page minimum. We need some new jackets for the kids since the season is about to change. Anyway, that’s all we got for you this week. See ya’ll laterrrr! 
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biblethumpersims · 2 years ago
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from the Simstablr of Candace Mills (@.godspiousprincess)
SPECIAL PROMO!!!!!!
As you ALL know, the Lord has BLESSED my womb again!!!! That’s what happens when you are a PIOUS WOMAN that OBEYS GOD - you are REWARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS time, I want to PLAY a little GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMENT down below to GUESS what SEX this CHILD is, and if you are RIGHT then I’ll share a SPECIAL SECRET PROMO CODE to get TEN PERCENT OFF your next order of SMEXUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you can GUESS the NAME, I’ll give you a SPECIAL SECRET PROMO CODE to get FORTY PERCENT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a STEAL (NOT in a NON-GOD HONORING WAY!!!!!!!), so START GUESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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camlovesjesus 25m
congrats, sis!!!!!! if you work hard, you miiiight catch up to me ;) I’ll guess a girl, maybe named Lauren?
godspinkprincesstaytay 21m
You’re sooo FUN, mommy!!! I love you and JESUS!!!!!
diecryhate69 17m   holy shit are you roleplaying as your six year old daughter?
godspinkprincesstaytay 15m   No, I am RECORDING her REAL TRUE ACTUAL WORDS that she SAID in REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little Tay-Tay is not a BIG GIRL who can type or go online YET, so until she is OLD ENOUGH to use her account I’m running it FOR her!!!!!!! ENJOY YOUR BLOCK!!!!!!!!
godisparadise 17m
How fun c: A boy? Joseph?
godspiousprincess 11m   You are a FAME-CHASING woman of SATAN, a CHILD of a CHILD of DIVORCE, and a NAME STEALING WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn’t SELL to YOU if I were a DIRT POOR PEASANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
godisparadise 8m   Oh ok. Sorry :c
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missymurphy1985 · 3 years ago
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The Writer (part4)
Warnings - Angst
Request? Yep
Taglist @queenshelby @margoo0 @being-worthy @peakyscillian @peakyciills @janelongxox @elenavampire21 @noctvrnalmoth @ysmmsy @cloudofdisney @lauren-raines-x @namelesslosers @misscarolineshelby @screemqueen @cilleveryone @peaky-cillian @misselsbells06 @datewithgianni @heidimoreton
You woke alone - checking the clock on the dressing table you darted out of bed. 6:45am, Tommy said his driver would be taking you home at 7. You rushed as quickly as your sore thighs would allow you back to your bedroom so no one spotted you run across the landing completely naked.
Pulling your clothes on, gathering your notepads and stuffing them in the small bag you had brought, you turned and nearly jumped out of your skin as a young woman of maybe 22/23 stood in the doorway. You vaguely recognised her as one of the maids who made your tea the night before. She had a strange look in her eyes that made you feel uneasy.
"I believe Mr Shelby has arranged a car for me this morning?" You asked, ignoring her gaze.
"He has. It's outside. He gave me this to pass onto you." She smiled wryly, handing you the envelope. You thanked her, and left the room heading down to the waiting car.
You opened the envelope once you were en route. Two £1 notes fell out, alongside a letter. Your heart froze in your chest as you read it, feeling like a complete fool.
Ms. Y/L/N,
Since you enjoyed being treated as a two-bob whore, I suppose it's only fitting I pay you for your services.
The article can proceed, but I'd prefer if someone with more professionalism could attend next time.
Yours,
T. Shelby
The tears were falling from your eyes as you pulled up outside your apartment. How could you have been so stupid... A millionaire like him shacking up with you? A penniless widow with more debt than you cared to admit to.. trying to make a name for yourself in a man's world. He clearly thought you were nothing more than a whore. You left the money on the back seat and exited the car, your heart shattered as you unlocked your door and stepped inside.
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"So how did it go?" David asked as you sat opposite him in his office an hour later.
"Honestly? The interview was difficult. He wouldn't reveal much about himself."
"Laura said you didn't come home last night." Laura was your roommate, she was also dating David. You should have known she'd tell him. He raised an eyebrow at you, smirking.
"The storm." You voice caught in your throat, emotions threatening to spill over. David quickly stood and closed the office door, kneeling in front of you.
"What happened Y/n? Come on, don't cry..." You fell into your big brother's arms and you let yourself cry. The only man you allowed to see you like this. You told him about the night before, in not as much detail, and then the note this morning.
"Fucking asshole... I never should have sent you to him!! This is all my fault... Oh sis I'm so fucking sorry, come here...." He held you tight. "Go home. Run a bath. I'll send Laura over with a bottle of wine. Just get him out of your head. God I sent you right into his filthy little hands didn't I..."
"David this isn't your fault. I wanted it as much as he did okay? He was just so different last night.. he asked me to stay, he put me into his bed, he held me.. then that note. And the money.. the fucking money?! Like a fucking whore!"
"Y/n go home. That's an order. You're not to go back again. I'll send Frank, he can do the article."
"No you won't! This is MY story and I will be the one to tell it! That halfwit doesn't even know which end of the pen to use!"
"He's already demanded someone else, you saw it for yourself. Now go home, I'll let Laura know you're on your way."
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It was a week later that you finally felt strong enough to leave the house. Your confidence at an all time low, your heart completely broken, but your cupboards were empty as your soul felt and Laura was away for a few days with family back in Scotland. You had no choice but to face it and go to the store in the next town. Glancing at yourself in the mirror, you took a deep breath and headed out.
Waiting in line, you felt a tap on your shoulder. A dark haired woman with hard but kind eyes stood behind you.
"Are you Y/n?" She asked. You nodded, before quickly realising who she was.
"Polly Gray?" You gasped, and she nodded, pulling you into a huge hug.
"Oh y/n... It's been so long!! My goodness how you've grown!!!" You hugged her back, she'd always been so kind to you as a child knocking about with John. She was the only member of the family that knew you were close to him.
"Come for a drink! The Garrison is only down the street!" She grinned, as you paid for your groceries. You were about to answer before she linked arms with you and was almost frog marching you down the road. To be honest, you didn't mind. She clearly didn't know about your liaison with her nephew a week earlier, and a drink sounded very appealing.
Sitting in the small side room as she went to the bar, you felt yourself relax. She doesn't know, you won't tell her, it's one drink, no harm done.
"Perks of Arthur owning the pub - Peaky women get served at the bar without question!" She grinned, placing a bottle of whiskey and two glasses on the table in front of you. So much of one drink....
You both knocked the first one back quickly, before sipping your second a little slower. She enquired about your life up to now, squeezing your hand gently as you told her about Jack and his death. She smiled as you told her about your work, confessing to her your pen name in the Herald which made her howl with laughter.
"They're always my favourite articles in that newspaper!! I always felt they had a woman's touch to them, so well written! If only you could use your own name eh? Bloody men, ruin everything for us women."
"Yes. Yes they do." You eyes glanced out the window and she noticed them misting up slightly.
"Hey, what's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, nothing, I'm fine. Just being silly."
"There's a man, isn't there? A new man?"
"Pol..."
"And he's hurt you, hasn't he? I'll rip his balls off... Let me guess, fucked you and fucked you off?"
"Pol, it's fine honestly."
"Your eyes tell me it's not fine y/n."
"It was a silly, drunken mistake. On both parts. It won't happen again."
"No one hurts my y/n and gets away with it. Name." Her voice was forceful now. She was angry, you could see it in her eyes.
"Polly please! It was a one night thing that shouldn't have happened in the first place! Just let it go, okay?"
"Y/n, when my daughter was taken away, you were closest thing I had left. I was heartbroken when you moved away. I can't allow some nasty little shit to break your heart after what you've been through!"
Your resolve was breaking, your patience was being tested, and your emotions were about to spill over, when the door to the room opened and your heart stopped.
"Tommy!!! Look who I found in the store down the street!" Polly exclaimed, and his blue eyes met your watery ones. He smiled, you scowled. Polly looked between the two of you, and you could honestly have heard a pin drop. You gathered your shopping up and stood up, still glaring at Tommy who never took his eyes from yours. You scoffed at him, thanked Polly for the drink, and hurried out the room.
"Oh Thomas... Thomas Shelby you have some fucking explaining to do!" You heard Polly shout from behind you but you didn't stick around to hear anymore.
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vixenpen · 4 years ago
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Dabi smut with a teacher. Like in some quirkless au or something (He’s scarless but hella pierced and tatted), he had to pick up kid!Shoto one day and he sees his hot black teacher (Sis got thickness and curves for days, even in simple clothes) So he consistently picks up Shoto (even when he doesn’t have to) just to hit on her and when he finally scores a date with her, he’s at his limit after seeing her in casual wear and how amazing her personality is.
I LOVED this request. I had so much fun writing it and the details were amazing! I hope you enjoy
Hot For Teacher (Dabi x Black Reader) Quirkless AU
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“Ah, come on kid,” Dabi sighed, expelling a stream of smoke as he waited at the curb for his baby brother to get out of school.
He rolled down the window to air out the car and watched the stream of middle schoolers burst through the double doors and head to their respective busses or cars.
“Shooo,” Dabi groaned, “where are you? I got shit to do, kid.”
He enjoyed hanging out with his youngest sibling, and he had no problem picking the kid up, but he also had a business to help run. If he didn’t get back to the shop in an hour and a half like he’d promised Hawks, he’d get an earful about responsibility and time management and blah, blah, blah.
He leaned back in the driver seat, deciding to give Shoto another fifteen minutes before he texted the kid.
Just then another wave of kids exited the building, Dabi’s bright blue eyes scanned them before landing on the finest woman he’d ever seen in his life.
Her cream colored silk blouse popped beautifully against her rich brown skin and a pair of slacks hugged her wide hips. Her makeup made her dark eyes sparkle and red lipstick painted her pouty mouth.
Dabi sat up, turquoise eyes running up and down that beautiful body of hers as the sexy teacher strutted past to talk to parents and wave good bye to students. When she turned around, his eyes slid down to the fattest ass he’d ever seen and he licked his lips.
Damn it must be hard as hell for her students to concentrate in class.
She turned again and began walking back towards the school. Fuck! If he didn’t stop gawking he would miss his chance. He couldn’t let that happen.
Holding his cigarette between his lips, Dabi quickly stepped out of the car and took leggy strides to catch up with the teacher.
“Excuse me.”
She turned around, her big dark eyes landing on him. Immediately Dabi knew she was sizing him up and wasn’t impressed. She gave that same disapproving teacher look Fuyumi gave whenever she was put off by someone.
Regardless, he flashed her his most charming smile. He may not be a goody two shoes like these other khaki wearing dads out here, but he knew he looked damn better than any of them.
“Sorry to bother you ma’am. I was just hoping you could help me out.”
“Sure,” she smiled back, showing off a pair of pretty white teeth. “Let’s start with that cigarette. It’s against our school policy to be smoking on the premises so if you could.” She cocked a brow expectantly.
Dabi cocked his own pierced brow back in response, but quickly stubbed out his cigarette on a nearby janitor’s cart and threw it away in the accompanying trash can.
Her smile widened. “Great. Now, how can I help you?”
Dabi chuckled. “Well, ya see, I just got this new phone and cleared out all my old contacts. Ya know, new year, new me and all that,” he shrugged, “anyway, my contacts are pretty empty now. So, I was wondering if I could get yours.”
She let out a little snort of amusement.
“That’s your pick up line? How many Girls have had the misfortune of hearing that one?”
“You’d be the first,” Dabi smirked back. “Figured the usual ‘hey beautiful, what’s your name’ line wouldn’t exactly help me stand out.”
“Trust me, you don’t need help standing out.” She replied, eying him again.
“Then that means I’m ahead of the game, right?” He held out a hand, “I’m Dabi.”
Tentatively, the teacher shook it. “Ms. Y/n.”
“Ms. Y/n, huh...” Dabi repeated slowly, his eyes ran over you with a barely masked longing. “Not ‘Mrs’?”
“Not yet.” You replied.
“How soon are you looking to change that?” Dabi asked, his smirk growing a bit smaller and more intimate.
“Who said I was looking to change it at all?”
“Certainly not me,” he replied, “that’s why I asked. I would love to talk more about how much you don’t want to change it over dinner sometime though.”
You fended off a smile. You were not about to give this over confident asshole any encouragement.
“Sorry, but I make it a point not to date my student’s parents.”
“Well, it’s a good thing I’m not a parent then.”
“Oh? So you just like to stroll on the campuses of random middle schools and hit on the teachers for fun?”
Dabi chuckled again.
“I’m here to pick up my little brother. Ah, hell, speaking of which, I actually could use your help with that. Kid hasn’t come out yet and I’ve already been here over half an hour.”
Your pretty face immediately crumpled with worry.
“What’s your brother’s name?”
“Todoroki Shoto.”
“Oh!” You looked surprised. “Shoto. I think I saw him headed towards the baseball field. I think the team has practice today.”
“Dammit! Really? Well, I better go say hi to the kid anyway. You mind, uh, leading the way?”
“Sure.” You shrugged.
Turning, you took the lead and guided Dabi towards the baseball diamond behind the school. You could feel the man’s eyes on your ass the whole way, and couldn’t help but put an extra switch in your hips as you did. Much to his appreciation.
You had to admit the man was fine as hell. The black undercut with lines cut in the side, his multiple piercings and even the colorful tattoos you saw peeking from under his fitted black tshirt were hot as hell. However, you had long since given up on bad boy types. You preferred nerds. Still a little light flirting wouldn’t hurt anything, right?
“There he is.” Dabi stated once the two of you verged on the field. He held up his hands to his mouth and called out: “Yo, Sho!”
The boy looked up, heterochromatic eyes widening in surprise.
“Why didn’t you tell me you had practice today you little half and half?”
“Why don’t you ever check mom’s texts?” Shoto shouted back. “She told you to come later.”
You snickered as Dabi pulled out his phone and checked his text messages.
“Huh. Well I’ll be damned.” He muttered to himself. “Alright, kiddo, I’ll be back in an hour!”
“Can you stop shouting and leave now?! I have to concentrate.”
Dabi laughed before turning back to you.
“Anyway, thanks a lot for your help Ms. Y/n.”
“Just doing my job.”
“Still, I would love to thank you properly. Maybe over coffee.” He said, sounding hopeful.
“Before it was dinner.” You quipped, playfully.
“I know. I‘m just planning for future dates.”
You giggled, shaking your head. “It was nice meeting you, Dabi.” With that you turned and strutted off.
“I hope you know I’m gonna keep trying until I get a yes or no.” He called after you.
As you entered the school’s back entrance you could hear Shoto shouting: “Can you please stop hitting on my teachers? I have to see them everyday!”
Unfortunately for Shoto, his plea seemed to go in one overly pierced ear and out the other because almost everyday since then, Dabi made it a point to stop and talk to you when he came to pick up Shoto.
“Hey there, Ms. Y/n. My contacts are filling up fast. You sure you don’t wanna reserve a spot?”
“Sorry Dabi, but my no dating policy extends to immediate family members as well.”
“I hated to cancel our reservations, but you’re left me no choice, Ms. Y/n.”
“Nobody told you to make reservations, Dabi.”
“Dinner was lonely the other day. If only I had a beautiful black queen to keep me company.”
“I’m sure There are plenty of black queens out there that would have loved to accompanying you to dinner.”
“Yeah, but they wouldn’t have been you.”
Dabi was unrelenting. Always complimenting how amazing your outfits looked on your skin tone, how flattering your make up was, or if you wore a new hairstyle or new jewelry.
You couldn’t lie. The attention was both flattering and refreshing. Since becoming a teacher, you usually only got hit on by studious academic types. Attractive yes, but straight laced and all the same with their game
Unfortunately a disturbing amount of married dads also tried their luck with you.
But Dabi was different.
He may have been a far cry from your usual type, but he was always perfectly respectful and even funny. Not to mention he was much closer to your own age than other men that came on to you.
He must have started bribing Shoto for help or asking him about your interests too. Because sometimes when he would see you, he’d have a new book to give you or your favorite iced tea from a cafe you always frequented. Which, admittedly, was pretty damn cute.
The tatted up alt boy was actually growing on you. So one day, when both of you least expected it, you finally agreed to give him your number and go on a date.
That was the first time you ever saw him straight up smile. Not smirk or grin. He actually beamed. Just like a little boy who’d been told he could have a puppy.
Ok, ok. You admit it—he was cute.
Hopefully, that charm would extend over to dinner.
When the big date came, Dabi cleaned himself up. Opting out of his usual dark attire for a deep blue fitted Ralph Lauren polo and skinny khakis. He even took out some of his piercings in an attempt to look more presentable. He thought he cleaned up pretty nice if he did say so himself, but it was nothing compared to what you strutted in wearing.
Dabi had gotten used to your stylish but conservative work attire. He was so used to your hot teacher look, that he forgot you probably had some regular clothes in that amazing wardrobe of yours.
And damn did you pick out the most show stopping dress you had. You wore a wine colored dress that cut low in the front showing off those juicy tits of yours and stopped above the knee. The heels you wore made your thighs look even yummier and your ass was jiggling out of control with every step.
Down boy. Down boy. Down boy.
He scolded himself.
“Well, don’t you clean up nicely, Dabi?” You teased.
“I’m Touya tonight, beautiful.” He struck a pose like a GQ model. You laughed. “Dabi was that guy that kept hitting on you, Touya’s the guy that’s gonna try not to screw it up.
“Oh,” you ran a manicured finger along his solid chest, “well, I agreed to a date with Dabi, but I guess Touya could be fun too.”
Dabi licked his lip, and your eyes fell on his tongue piercing, hungrily.
“Depending on how well the night goes, you might see Dabi come out later tonight.” He replied, suggestively.
You rolled your eyes, but could feel your cheeks (and your pussy) warming.
“Boy! Come on.”
Dabi as Touya opened the door to the restaurant and ushered you inside.
The restaurant he took you to was definitely a high end place; complete with soft candle light, a jazz quartet, and a maître d’.
The chemistry the two of you had definitely translated over dinner.
Dabi was just as funny as he always was and he was genuinely interested in getting to know everything about you. He hung on to your every word about the funny things your students did in class. He enjoyed hearing your college stories. He even knew some of the books you enjoyed reading and could talk literature easily.
You discovered that he was the co-owner of a tattoo and piercing shop. He was the oldest of his siblings. And he enjoyed traveling and learning new things.
Dabi enjoyed vibing with you. He loved that your personality and sense of humor was just as amazing and substantial as that body he wanted a piece of so bad.
Dinner rolled into drinks and lasted well into the night. By the time the two of you were done it was damn near four A.M.
From that night on, you and Dabi became practically inseparable. He picked you up from school right along with Shoto for dinner after work, swung by with coffee, bought you any and everything you wanted (he does come from money after all) and after a year of dating, you became more than just a ‘Ms.’
Pt.2
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andrewmoocow · 2 years ago
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Little Homeworld Life chapter 9: To Err Is Human (originally published on October 10, 2022)
AN: As the talented comedic geniuses that made up Monty Python once said, "And now for something completely different." You know how rampant those human Gem AUs are? Well, allow me to present my spin on the concept inspired by the likes of Saved by the Bell and all the Disney sitcoms of old! I started watching the former on Hulu to get some inspiration, just FYI. Considering how the Alternate Future continuity I have created is a bit different from the Steven Universe we're used to, this should be an interesting take. Anyways, school's in session everybody, so strap in!
Synopsis: Welcome to Crystal High, where the quirky new girl in school Whitney Topaz falls for the captain of the football team Jasper Brooks as she helps her new classmates break free from Ruth Black's oppressive control! Wait, something isn't right.
Cast:
Lauren Ash as Whitney Topaz/White Topaz
Kimberly Brooks as Jasper Brooks/Jasper, Jazz Day/Dalmatian Jasper
Noël Wells as Ruth Black/Black Rutile
Estelle as Estelle Garrett/Garnet
Michaela Dietz as Amy Thomas/Amethyst
Deedee Magno-Hall as Pearl Hall/Pearl
Shelby Rabara as Dot Perry/Peridot
Jennifer Paz as Lana Lance/Lapis Lazuli, Zoey Lance/Zuli, Lucy Lance/Laz
Uzo Aduba as Biddie Matthews/Bismuth
Amy Sedaris as Teal Zircon/Thea Zick
Della Saba as Marina Blue/Aquamarine
Christine Pedi as Agatha Holly/Holly Blue Agate
Casey Lee Williams as Catherine "Cat" Eyre/Cat's Eye
Charlyne Yi as Irene Charles/Eyeball
Featuring Avi Roque as Cindy Barr/Cinnabar
Awkwafina as Kylie Newman/Kyanite
Allison Janney as Piper Ryan/Pyrite
Zehra Fazal as Zelda Sullivan/Zoisite
Lena Hall as Blair Stone/Bloodstone
Jodie Whittaker as Xanthe Turner/Xenotime
Marc Diraison as Ash Topaz
April Winchell as Lauren Topaz
Zeno Robinson as Kenny Topaz
And Fred Stoller as Jameson Brooks
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Little Homestead, Delmarva was much like any other small American town. Everybody knew each other's names, community get-togethers were a frequent affair, and most of its residents have lived there all their lives. However, one family that had just moved to town from the big city would prove to change its youth forever.
The Topaz family, consisting of husband-and-wife Ash and Lauren, their teenage daughter Whitney and young son Kenny, had moved into town from Riverdale, Empire State, over the weekend after Ash got an assignment from his boss Hiram Lodge to expand Lodge Industries' influence across the Mid-Atlantic. This meant Whitney had to leave her wholesome friends behind. Though it was tough to say goodbye, Whitney always knew she'd be a stone's throw away from seeing them again whenever she liked.
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"Hi-diddly-ho, new neighborino!" the Topazes' new neighbor Ted greeted them on a warm September morning.
"You must be Ted Sanders, I presume." Ash Topaz replied as he shook Ted's hand. "Ash Topaz, my family and I came here from Riverdale last Saturday."
"Oh, my land, Riverdale?" Ted gasped in elation. "Home of Lodge Industries?!"
"Yep, that's the one." Ash smiled. "I moved the fam here under Hiram's orders, which reminds me. I should probably introduce them to you some time."
"Oh, my boys, the missus, and I would love to meet you!" Ted smiled. "Hey, that reminds me, shouldn't your youngins be getting ready for school right now?"
"Shoot, thanks for the heads up!" Ash gasped in realization. "Talk to you later, okay?"
"My door's always open!" Ted replied as Ash raced back inside his house to get his kids ready.
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"Sis, sis, you gotta wake up." A ten-year-old platinum blonde-haired boy said while poking his older sister in her plump lips. "Sis, sis!" The boy was still wearing some Cookie Cat-themed pajamas, while the girl had on a Mister Universe T-shirt that was a little too big for her, along with some workout shorts.
"Dah, I'm awake, I'm awake!" sixteen-year-old Whitney Topaz yelled as she jolted awake. "Oh, thanks for the lift, Kenny. So, you ready for your first day of school?"
"Uh, I don't know." Kenny Topaz replied nervously. "What if I don't make any friends at my new school? I'm scared, Whitty."
"Hey, don't get so wound up, Ken." Whitney said with a comforting smile at her little brother. "Besides, I'm pretty nervous too. I'm sure my classmates will be nice, but they got nothing on good ol' Archie and pals!"
"Oh, Whitney, you're awake!" Whitney and Kenny's homemaking mother, Lauren Topaz, said delightedly as she peered into her daughter's room. "Hop to it, young lady, don't want to be late!"
"Don't worry, Mom." Whitney said as she got up and did some stretches that Kenny was quick to try imitating. "Aw, I see someone's already ready."
"Haha, Whitty!" Kenny laughed before suddenly falling over, only to be helped up by his big sister, and the two walked out of Whitney's room hand in hand.
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Meanwhile, in a slightly grungier part of town frequented by purse snatchers, dognappers, and carjackers, a tall, muscular teen girl with stripe tattoos lining her arms and a jasper nose ring started her morning with a few rounds on her prized punching bag. This was Jasper Brooks, a tough-as-nails punk who grew up in the rough parts of Little Homestead and had to rely on her wits and her strength to survive.
"Oy, Jasper, rise and shine!" Jasper's father, Jameson Brooks, yelled from outside. "It's the first day of school; start prepping already!"
"Whatever." Jasper responded nonchalantly to her father as her punching stopped, and she looked fondly at a photo of herself as a baby with her mother. "Hey, Mom, miss you tons, but Dad and I are still pulling through." She said to the picture while trying not to get too emotional. She had a reputation to uphold, after all. "I know you would've been proud of me."
"Hey, what's keepin' ya?!" Jameson yelled again. "These pancakes ain't gonna eat themselves!"
"I'm coming!" Jasper yelled as she tossed a towel over her shoulders and marched out of her room.
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"Have fun, Whitney!" Lauren called as she dropped Whitney off at her new high school. "Hope you can make at least one friend today!"
"I hope so too. Love you, Mom!" Whitney yelled back as she turned around to gaze at Crystal High, the number one high school in Little Homestead, and all the cliques that came with being a high school.
"Okay, Jasper, try not to get into too much trouble this year." Jameson said to his daughter as his tow truck pulled up right behind Whitney as the latter girl walked towards the building. "There are only so many football accidents I can help you out of."
"See you later, pops." Jasper responded as she prepared to get out, but her father interrupted her with a hand on her brawny shoulder. "Uh, what is it now?"
"Just wanna say I'm proud of ya for keeping it together." Jameson gave his daughter a genuine smile. "Welp, see ya later."
"Bye." Jasper waved goodbye to her crass but goodhearted dad as his tow truck drove away, and she turned on her heel to walk to another year of high school.
"Okay, Whitney, just gotta play it cool." Whitney said to herself as she looked around at all the various cliques surrounding her. "You're just a by-the-books, plain jane new girl in town who will no doubt initially be looked down upon by your peers for the first couple of weeks. Nothing too huge."
"Hey, new girl, over here!" an overeager dark-skinned girl dressed in teal colors yelled as she raced up to Whitney and gave her a welcoming handshake. "My name's Thea Zick. Welcome to Crystal High! You must be new in town. What's your name?!"
"Nice to meet you. I'm Whitney Topaz." Whitney introduced herself to Thea. "My family moved here from Riverdale a few days ago, and this is my first day here."
"I knew you were the new girl in town because I never saw your face before, and I know everyone's faces!" Thea replied happily. "Anyways, welcome to Crystal High, founded in 1987 by Dr. Rebecca Sucrose to further her goal of enriching the education of our youth community." She then began gesturing to each of the cliques. "Here, you can find all the usual cliques you'd see in all the high school movies. Like the cheerleaders, for example."
"They seem happy to be together again." Whitney nodded at the troupe of pink-and-blue uniform-wearing cheerleaders squeeing at seeing each other again after a long summer before taking notice of two in particular. The first had curly blonde hair with blue streaks, and the other had similarly colored hair tied into a ponytail with a golden bow.
"Wanna know a fun fact?" Thea asked. "The co-captains, Lucy and Zoey Lance, are the daughters of our art teacher, Lana Lance."
"Good to know." Whitney agreed before looking at a group of goths. "Those are the goths, right?"
"You bet." Thea proclaimed proudly before gesturing to other cliques. "You also got the nerds, the hipsters, the drama kids, the gamers, the artists, the preps, the delinquents, but our cream of the crop is the sports teams!"
"Yo Jasper, over here!" one of Jasper's fellow football players called for his captain, and they engaged in a secret handshake. "We missed ya, girl!"
"How did working in the old man's garage treat you?" another of Jasper's teammates asked.
"Check it!" Jasper replied as she flexed her muscles, amazing the football team and causing Whitney to gape in adoration.
"Oh yeah, the Crystal High Wildcats. Best football team in the school district!" Thea exclaimed before she noticed that her new friend was stunned. "Uh oh, somebody's got a crush!"
"What? No, I don't!" Whitney fibbed with a laugh. "I mean, she looks really cool and hot, but it's not like I'm going to lie awake at night thinking about her, right?"
"You keep telling yourself that." Thea smiled knowingly before she winced at another student approaching them. "Oh no, hide! It's her!"
"Who are you talking about?" Whitney asked as she saw her new classmates also tremble in fear, cuing the arrival of a tall, distinguished young woman with black hair sticking in an upward point, red-rimmed glasses, a black dress shirt, and matching pants. She was followed by a much smaller girl who could only reach up to her hips wearing a dark blue sweater-vest and pleated skirt, a woman with white high-heeled boots and a blue blouse with her hair in buns, and another cheerleader with a rather catlike face and a dark brown coat & matching hat. "Who are these girls?"
"I'll tell you later; just act natural!" Thea exclaimed as she nervously hid behind Whitney as the four girls approached the new students.
"We know you're hiding behind her, Thea." The lead girl in black announced, forcing Thea out of hiding. "Why didn't you tell us that we were getting a new student?"
"Oh, it's not my fault; she just got here!" Thea sweated in terror, her teeth chattering in fright, while Whitney stared blankly at the four high schoolers before her.
"Welcome to Crystal High, miss…." The lead girl greeted Whitney with a reach of her hand.
"Whitney Topaz." Whitney introduced herself as she shook the other girl's hand. "And you are?"
"My name is of no importance at the moment." The menacing greeter responded. "But since you asked, you may call me Ruth Black. Now, off to homeroom with you. Go on, vamoose!"
"Uhhhh…." Whitney said flatly as Ruth and her posse walked away.
"And the rest of you, get to your classes, or you're all getting a write-up!" Ruth yelled at her classmates, striking fear into their hearts as they scrambled to their homerooms. "That's right, stick to the status quo, everyone!"
"I'm guessing she's the mean girl I have to watch my step around?" Whitney asked Teal as the two blended in with the scrambling students.
"Ruth Black, student council president and effectively the ruler of this school." Thea replied. "We have a principal here, who's really great, by the way, but Ruth basically has everyone under her foot! We don't know why she wakes up in the morning feeling like making everyone's lives a nightmare, but I don't think we wanna know."
"That's terrible, she's terrible!" Whitney yelled loud enough for anyone around her to hear. "Some student council president she is; she's more like a psycho dictator!"
"You said it." Thea responded with a nod. "So many students have wanted to take her down a peg, but they're too scared to pull through with it because she's just that powerful!"
"Well, someone oughta do something about this!" Whitney declared. "In fact, I nominate myself to help everyone make their school year brighter!"
"Good on you for wanting to finish the fight!" Thea responded happily. "Hey, that reminds me, which homeroom teacher do you have?"
"Oh, I got Ms. Thomas." Whitney said. "How about you?"
"No way, me too!" Thea exclaimed. "She's in Room 111; I think you'll really like her!"
As the two girls searched for their homeroom, another girl whose left eye was hidden behind her bangs watched the duo's conversation before scurrying away to warn her superiors about Whitney's plans.
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"I don't know, Miss Black, aren't these budget cuts a little drastic?" the guidance counselor Pearl Hall asked as she and Principal Estelle Garrett met with Ruth Black in the principal's office. "I mean, I consider music and art classes to be absolutely vital in youth development!"
"Oh please, I'm plenty developed as is." Ruth scoffed with a shrug. "I never required such classes, so why should everyone else?"
"Remember that regardless of your high status, you're just as much of a student here as the other teenagers here." Estelle tried to bring Ruth's egotism down a peg. "You may think that just because you emerged victorious in the student council elections, you'd use that as an excuse to abuse the power that comes with it, but-"
"Yeah, I know. I'm still just a girl at the end of the day!" Ruth unemphatically cut the principal off before she heard a knock at the door. "I'll get that." She opened the office door to find a panicked Irene on the other side, letting her in. "Irene, my trusted eyes and ears of the entire school, any updates?" Unfortunately, Irene was a little too exhausted and nervous to say any whole sentences, so Ruth just translated her panting. "Wait, Dripping Yellow Madness is back? I thought he moved out after the fifth grade!"
"I'm so sorry; I just ran fast because I needed to warn you." Irene replied. "It's that new girl, Whitney Topaz! She says she wants to change how you run this place, or something like that. She even outright called you a psycho dictator!"
"The new girl wants to help everyone?" Pearl exclaimed in delight. "I'm so excited!" An enraged Ruth glared at the guidance counselor. "I mean, I'm so scared!"
"Emergency council meeting at once." Ruth grumbled as she stormed out of Principal Garrett's office. "I will not tolerate this threat to my power!"
"Looks like someone can't tolerate change too." Estelle snarked as Ruth slammed the door on her way out. "Pearl, I suggest we keep an eye out on this Topaz girl. And tell the other teachers to do the same. I have a feeling she really could make a change here."
"I'll call them to your office during transition." Pearl smiled in response. "Ooh, finally, someone who can save us!"
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Meanwhile, in Room 111, Mrs. Thomas's homeroom students were all sitting at their desks waiting for their teacher to arrive. Whitney and Thea were seated right next to each other, and unbeknownst to them at the moment, Jasper Brooks was sitting not too far away from the duo. Just then, a woman who looked more likely to be a student with an amethyst brooch attached to her black jacket strolled into the room and sat at her desk. "Morning, everyone. My name's Amy Thomas; I hope you had a great summer! Now, before we start rollcall, let's introduce the new student."
"Hi, everyone; my name's Whitney Topaz." Whitney greeted her new classmates with a smile. "I moved here from Riverdale in Empire State just last weekend, so I hope all of you are just as friendly as my old friends from there."
"Thanks for the heads-up, Whitney. Now let's get roll calling!" Mrs. Thomas said as she pulled out an attendance sheet. "Apologies if I'm going in random order; I didn't have enough time to alphabetize everything. Anyways, Tommy Oliver?"
"Here." A muscular man dressed in a green and white jacket said.
"Sue Heck?" Amy continued reading the attendance sheet.
"Present!" a dorky, brown-haired girl wearing braces exclaimed cheerfully.
"Joey Wheeler?"
"Nyeh, here." A blonde man shuffling a deck of cards responded with a Brooklyn accent.
"Candace Flynn?"
"Uh, here." An orange-haired girl with an unusually long neck said with an awkward wave of her hand.
"I think I like her already." Whitney said to Thea about Mrs. Thomas as the roll call continued. "She looks like she'd rather belong with us students, which makes her instantly relatable."
"Whitney Topaz?" Amy asked for Whitney's name.
"Here!" Whitney exclaimed while raising her hand.
"Good to know you're still onboard." Amy smiled at the new girl. "Thea Zick?"
"Ooh, that's me, that's me!" Thea waved her arms eagerly at hearing her name called.
"Chipper as always, TZ." Amy grinned before returning to roll call. "Okay, who's next? Jasper Brooks?"
"Here." Jasper snorted as she gazed out the window all nonchalantly, finally making Whitney realize that she had shared a homeroom with her new crush. Everything about her seemed perfect to the new student, from her big muscles to her punk rock outfit, the stripes on her arms, her wild hair, and that sense of rebellious nonchalance she carried with her.
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing right now?!" Whitney muttered in shock to Thea. "That's the girl I had the hots for earlier! What was her name again?"
"Jasper Brooks, you have a crush on the Jasper Brooks!" Thea replied excitedly. "If you date her, maybe we could be in with the cool kids!"
"Okay everyone, that should be it for rollcall!" Amy declared as she finished listing off her homeroom students. "Go ahead and get comfortable until the bell rings." The students then began getting out of their desks to greet each other, talk about their summers, and get introduced to Whitney. But she had her eyes on someone else.
"Hi, my name's Whitney!" Whitney introduced herself to Jasper as she began blushing like no tomorrow. "I'm sure you've already heard my name a couple of dozen times, but I want to get to know you better! You're Jasper Brooks, right?"
"Yep." Jasper said tersely. "You said you were from Riverdale, right? Home of The Archies?"
"Oh yeah, Archie and his gang were all great pals." Whitney replied. "Maybe someday I could introduce you to them all. Speaking of which, you're on the football team, right?"
"Captain of the Crystal High Wildcats, to be precise." Jasper responded. "You want to come watch me practice after school?"
"Oh, I'd love to, but I have to get home so I can help my family unpack all our stuff from the move." Whitney declined sadly. "But if you'd like, maybe I could text you. Want my phone number? It's 1 (212) 867-5309."
"Thanks for the number." Jasper responded after entering Whitney's number into her phone. "I'll, uh, see you around. What classes do you have next?"
"I got art with Mrs. Lance." Whitney answered. "Ooh, I love art! This is gonna be so much fun!"
"What a coincidence, I got that class too." Jasper grinned in realization. "Any other classes we might happen to share?"
"Well, after that is gym with Ms. Matthews, then science with Mrs. Perry, English with Mr. Sanchez, Spanish with Senor Esteban, lunch, and finally math with Mr. Powers." Whitney responded. "You?"
"I got Matthews, Perry, and Powers too, coincidentally." Jasper added. "Wow, we got a lot of classes together. It's almost like we were destined to meet or something."
"Yeah, maybe." Whitney chuckled awkwardly as her blush got even brighter. Before Jasper could catch on, the two were cut off by Thea squealing in delight over their conversation. "Thea!"
"I can't believe it. Only one conversation, and you got her number!" Thea yelled excitedly. "This is going to be so awesome!" But contrary to what Thea said, someone didn't think things were awesome. Ruth Black shared a homeroom with Whitney, Jasper, and Thea, and she was not happy with what she had just watched.
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As Whitney began getting used to her new routine at Crystal High and becoming closer to Jasper once homeroom ended, they were unwise to the fact that a sinister plot was brewing right beneath their noses.
"If it cannot break out of its shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chick; the world is our egg." Ruth monologued to herself as the student council assembled in a meeting room under her orders. "If we don't crack the world's shell, we will die without being born. Smash the world's shell."
"For the revolution of the world!" the student council concluded for Ruth as they were seated at their places at the table. Aside from Ruth herself as their leader, there was the secretary Marina Black, one of the highest-scoring students in Crystal High; the hall monitor Agatha Holly, social media expert, treasurer, and cheer squad representative Catherine "Cat" Eyre. In addition, there was the debate team leader and council advisor Cindy Barr; dance squad leader Kylie Newman, class representative Piper Ryan; sports team manager Jazz Day and her girlfriend Zelda Sullivan; extracurricular activity manager Blair Stone; and co-advisor Xanthe Turner.
"Now, you may wonder why I have gathered you all today." Ruth inquired her council.
"Let me guess, is it that new girl everyone's been talking about?" Marina responded.
"Yes, exactly, it is because of the new girl." Ruth answered quietly before she started yelling. "OF COURSE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE NEW GIRL! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE BE THIS MUCH OF A THREAT TO MY CONTROL OVER THIS SCHOOL AFTER ONLY A FEW PERIODS?!"
"Pardon me for asking Miss Black, but could anyone tell me who the new girl is?" Cindy asked her superior.
"Whitney Topaz, age 16, born February 4, 2001, in Riverdale, Empire State." Agatha read from Whitney's new records. "She has only just started here after moving out of Riverdale due to a job transfer, but it seems the girl has already made a name for herself."
"Haven't seen a new student become this notorious since that Parker boy from a few years back." Catherine purred as she typed away on her phone with a lollipop in her mouth. "Anyone remember him, the little dweeb who suddenly became on par with an Olympian and started getting all the girls?"
"I actually kinda miss that guy." Kylie replied. "We only went on one date before he had to run off, but he was a pretty sweet guy. I hope he and his aunt are doing well."
"Back on subject, we cannot let Whitney's rebellion continue," Ruth stated. "I didn't win the council election in a landslide and earned myself a full-ride scholarship to Diamond University just to let the mother of all generic awkward new girls try to take my place as the talk of the town! And what's worse? She's apparently had eyes for Jasper Brooks, my ex-girlfriend, might I add!"
The rest of the council gasped in shock before they erupted into chattering. "Am I hearing things, or is Whitney having feelings for Brooks of all people?" Jazz asked Zelda.
"Those two won't last a week!" Zelda rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"I'll give them eleven to twenty-two minutes." Piper added.
"We have to do something about this!" Blair yelled. "What kind of dirt on her family can we expose to the public and permanently tarnish her reputation? That always seems to work!"
"From what I've gathered, the Topazes seem to be your perfectly average upper-middle-class nuclear family." Xanthe answered coldly. "Not a one of them seems to have any criminal history, or at the very least have performed any dirty deeds for dirt cheap."
"Order everyone, order!" Ruth yelled as she commanded silence with a bang of a gavel. "We must act quickly before she does anything out of the ordinary! I have worked day and night, micromanaging this school to fit my expectations! Someone hand me Whitney's schedule!"
"Right here, Miss Black." Irene said as she handed the schedule to Ruth, who began looking it over.
"Well, what a surprise. It seems she and Jasper have some classes together this year." Ruth growled as she adjusted her glasses and was handed Jasper's schedule as well. "Girls, I have a little mission for you all."
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Outside of the meeting, Whitney and Jasper were now at their next class of the day, which was art with Mrs. Lance, the mother of the cheerleading squad's co-captains Lucy and Zoey, dressed in a blue, short-sleeve sweater with gold cuffs, some blue jeans, and a pair of sandals.
"Good morning, everyone. I'm happy that you all made it today." Lana Lance greeted her students. "Considering that I'm in constant danger of losing my job because apparently, I don't teach any vital skills, I'm just delighted to see that people still want to learn art, or meep-morps as I call them."
"Uh, why do you call them meep-morps, anyways?" Whitney raised her hand with a question.
"I don't know, I just went out with the science teacher one night, and we thought it would be funny." Lana chuckled before she continued. "Anyways, over this school year, we'll be doing art projects together in groups of two, so pick your partner. You two will be stuck together for the whole year."
"I already know who I'm picking!" Whitney said as she looked at Jasper, who just blushed as she looked away.
"Oh, you're picking Jasper?" Lana asked Whitney. "What's your name, kid?"
"My name's Whitney Topaz." Whitney introduced herself to her art teacher. "Why, does Jasper not like working in pairs?"
"No, I just wanted to give you a little fun fact." Lana smirked at Jasper's expense. "Jasper actually had a crush on me the first time she was in my class."
"Mrs. Lance!" Jasper yelled in embarrassment. "I kept telling you, I was a dumb teenager at the time, and I'm over it now!"
"I know. I just find it so funny." Lana laughed. "Anyways, I want all my pairs to partner up and start drawing for the day. I shall hand out your sketchbooks immediately."
"What did Mrs. Lance say about constantly being in danger of joblessness?" Whitney murmured to Jasper as everyone received the sketchbooks they would keep for the year.
"Tyrannical student council thinks art isn't a valuable subject to teach." Jasper responded. "I'm sure you may have heard from Thea, but they rule this school."
"Art isn't valuable?!" Whitney exclaimed while Marina Blue secretly stole one of the sketchbooks to throw out, thus making Lana one book short of giving to a student. "Well, in my opinion, art is very valuable because it allows you to express yourself in infinite ways!"
"Ooh, sorry, Whitney, but I think we suddenly ran out of sketchbooks." Lana said sadly as she handed Jasper her empty sketchbook. "But if you'd like, I have some spares coming next week. Until then, maybe you can share with your partner."
"Sure, why not?" Jasper shrugged in agreement, making Whitney hug her new friend in excitement as Marina cursed herself for not considering the art teacher's quick thinking.
"Okay, now that we all have sketchbooks, let's start with a few basic portraits first." Lana stated as she guided her class through the lesson of the day.
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Once art was finished, it was time for gym with Biddie Matthews, a powerfully built middle-aged woman easily identified by her dyed rainbow dreadlocks and a star tattoo on her upper arm. "Okay, gang, when you're in the gym with me, expect things to get a little intense! Now, I won't go so hard on you guys, but be warned that trips to the nurse's office will be frequent."
"Like, are you challenging me or something?" a hippie-looking boy with shaggy hair dared the gym teacher.
"Easy, Rogers." Biddie said to the student. "Now, in my gym, I got three rules you should all live by! One, be quick on your feet, because you never know when there's a bad situation where you need to hightail out of there. Two, keep a cool head. Gym can be stressful, but don't get too wound up when you screw up. And three, there's no such thing as "I can't do this." We don't go no time for such negativity. The only words you need are, "Let me give this a shot." Are we clear on that?!"
"Yes, ma'am!" Biddie's students declared obediently.
"That's what I wanna hear out of my class!" Biddie exclaimed proudly. "Now then, first things first, let's indulge in an old classic." She whipped out a dodgeball from behind her back. "Last man standing wins!"
"Oh poo, dodgeball." Jasper groaned in disgust.
"Come on, Jasper, dodgeball is pretty fun." Whitney smiled happily as the madness began.
"Not with Ms. Matthews." Jasper said as she casually punched a dodgeball away from her and Whitney. "She means well, but when she's in the zone, there's no stopping her."
"Watch out!" Whitney yelled as she dove in front of Jasper to protect her from another dodgeball. This one seemed to hit harder than all the rest, as if it was filled with rocks or something. "I'm okay!"
"Thanks, Whitney!" Jasper thanked Whitney while helping her up, the two of them unaware that the rock-filled dodgeball was courtesy of Kylie, who chuckled mischievously as she retreated into the shadows.
"Okay, clods, listen up!" the diminutive science teacher Dot Perry declared harshly while dramatically blowing her green lab-coat back like a cape. "I run a pretty tight ship here, so I won't tolerate any kind of chicanery here!"
"Uh, Mrs. Perry, what will we do here?" Whitney asked while raising her hand.
"Come on, if you ever took science class, you should know what to expect here." Dot answered. "We'll be doing experiments, discussing the scientific method, learning about chemistry, anatomy, genetics, and all sorts of things! But thanks to a certain student council, they won't be as fun and exciting as you'd think science would be."
"Well, that's not very fair." Whitney pouted. "Someone should do something about this, someone like me!"
"Oh, I've heard about you around school lately." Dot proclaimed. "You're the new girl, Whitney Topaz, right? Maybe your free thinking could help make a change around here."
"Oh, thank you, I'd be honored to be your teaching assistant around here!" Whitney yelled excitedly and shook Mrs. Perry's hand. "I think this school needs a little touch of Riverdale friendliness!" Catherine simply rolled her eyes at Whitney's declaration before writing down ideas for sabotage in her notebook.
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Next up on Whitney's schedule was English, which was the first class she didn't share with Jasper. On the plus side, she finally reunited with Thea at last, and Thea has already begun spreading the good word about Whitney's efforts to overturn Ruth's tyranny, making her the talk of the class as Mr. Sanchez began speaking.
"Okay, guys, if we're done talking about the new girl, then allow me to introduce myself." Mr. Sanchez said after gulping a can of soda and burping. "My name is Mr. Sanchez, and I'll be your English teacher for the year. Let's get some ground rules out of the way first." While the English teacher began his lecture, Cindy spied on Whitney and Thea from the back of the room, noticing how close the two had become today.
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Another class Whitney and Thea shared together was Spanish with Senor Esteban, and they were in the same class as another student council member. Agatha Holly was recording their interactions and how close they seemed while balancing it with dutifully paying attention to Senor Esteban.
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Following Spanish, it was time for lunch, but unfortunately for Whitney, the food being served didn't seem all that inviting to her.
"Beef jerky, clams, grape punch." The lunch lady said flatly as she served Whitney precisely that.
"Wait, is this all we're being served for lunch?" Whitney asked about her lunch. "Man, this is pretty boring."
"Student council says it's still good for you, no matter how bland it is." The lunch lady responded. "Clams are good for your heart, beef jerky is filled is protein, minerals, and vitamins, and grape punch has a decent amount of carbs."
"Yeah, but would it kill you to have more variety?" Whitney suggested. "Like, try something new like pizza, nachos, burgers, anything zestier than this!"
"You know, you got a good point." The lunch lady agreed with a smile. "Hey, you're that new kid, right? Thanks for the tip. Now please move. You're holding up the line."
"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry!" Whitney apologized as she noticed all her impatient classmates in line to get their meals as she raced towards the nearest open table, which coincidentally was where Thea and Jasper were sitting. "Hey, guys! Did you save a spot for little ol' me?"
"You bet we did!" Thea replied happily and hugged Whitney. "So what took you so long?"
"I just wanted to point out to the lunchlady that she should have some more variety in our lunches." Whitney explained. "I mean seriously, beef jerky, clams, and grape punch every day?"
"Been that way ever since Ruth took power." Jasper revealed before she pulled out a paper bag with her name on it. "Luckily, I had my dad pack my lunch ever since."
"Aw, that's so sweet." Whitney cooed as Jasper pulled out a peanut butter sandwich, some tater tots, a bottle of chocolate milk, and a small pack of ketchup. "Anyone want to share?"
"How could I not?" Whitney laughed and reached for the same tot that Jasper was going to take, causing the two to blush at each other while Thea watched as she drank her grape punch. Meanwhile, some student council members gathered at another table not too far away.
"The others were right. They are close." Xanthe stated while sitting down with Jazz, Zelda, Piper, Blair, and Irene. "Maybe a little too close."
"What if we try breaking them up somehow?" Piper suggested while cracking open a clam. "You all know I love some good romantic drama."
"Unfortunately, as Xanthe said, there's nothing we can do to spoil her reputation." Zelda declared. "Unless one of us perhaps makes her an offer she can't possibly refuse."
"Are you suggesting we get her to join us?" Jazz wondered eagerly. "I love your thinking, honey bear!"
"Ooh, Jazzy, you dog!" Zelda barked seductively, much to the annoyance of Piper, Blair, and Irene.
"Get a room, you two!" Blair yelled at the couple. "Or, in this case, a doghouse."
"I'll do it." Irene nominated herself to make the offer without being prompted and marched over to Whitney, Jasper, and Thea's table. "Hello there, Miss Topaz. Since you are so popular around here, might I suggest an opportunity to join us at the student council?"
Thea was momentarily terrified, but thankfully her concerns were alleviated by Whitney's answer. "Oh, that'd be great, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline for now."
"Rats!" Irene shouted and marched back to her table in shame.
--
While Whitney had lunch with her new best friend and her crush, some of her new teachers had gotten together to discuss the new arrival to Crystal High.
"So, it's great that you all found the time to join us today." Pearl said to Lana, Biddie, Amy, and Dot. "And I suppose you might already know why you're here."
"Whitney." Lana and Dot said in unison.
"Whitney." Biddie added.
"Whitney!" Amy declared. "She really brightened my day the moment I called her name."
"Now, let's not shill Whitney too much, lest her head gets as big as Ruth's." Garrett snickered before looking up at a painting dedicated to their old friend and the school's former principal Rosemary Diamond. "But her kind heart and free-thinking really remind me of Rose back when we attended Diamond University together."
"I miss Rose." Amy replied nostalgically. "Maybe we should get back together for lunch someday."
"Oh, that would be great!" Pearl agreed with the homeroom teacher while trying to hide her blush, indicating that she still held a torch for Rose. "Now, back to Whitney, I find it amazing that she wants to change our student body for the better."
"Yeah, plus I'd no longer have to be in danger of unemployment now." Lana stated. "What do you think? Should I get Lucy and Zoey to put her on the cheer squad?"
"Ooh, I got a better idea!" Dot exclaimed. "Why don't we have her give a big speech at the big game in a few weeks?"
"That would be a great idea!" Biddie concurred with the science teacher's idea. "That way, everyone can do their part in cleaning up this school!"
"Then it's agreed." Estelle smiled. "I'll call her parents at once and see what they think. I'm sure they'll love to hear what we think about their daughter."
--
"Good grief, who had the bright idea of teaching math at the end of the day?" Jasper grumbled as she and Whitney headed to their final class for the day together. "I mean, school is already stressful enough, but putting the most stressful subject you can imagine at the end of the day? It's absurd!"
"Well, don't you worry your pretty little head because you got me to keep you sane till it's time to go." Whitney replied while patting Jasper on the head. "Besides, you got practice later, so that should allow you to vent your frustrations healthily."
"Hey, new girl!" Lucy Lance exclaimed as she and her younger sister Zoey approached Whitney and Jasper. "We've heard that you've been doing wonders for the other students, and personally, I think your positive attitude would be killer for the squad!"
"Yeah, wanna come practice with us?" Zoey added. "We got a spare pair of pom poms with your name on them!"
"Oh, I'd love to join the squad, but I think I'll have to turn you guys down for now." Whitney declined the Lance sisters' offer. "But I'd totally be open to joining later when I have the time. When can I come to tryouts?"
"We'll be holding them in a few weeks." Zoey revealed. "Be there or be square!"
"It's a date!" Whitney responded happily as she took Jasper's hand, and the four girls walked into math class together. Once again, however, not one of them realized that a student council member was watching them. Furious about Whitney possibly being on the same cheerleading team as her, Catherine gritted her teeth so hard that she broke the candy part into pieces.
--
"Hey everyone, I'm home!" Whitney called to her family once she returned home at the end of the day after saying goodbye to Jasper and Thea.
"Welcome back, Whitney!" Lauren replied as she fixed an after-school snack for Kenny. "How was your first day today?"
"It was good." Whitney answered as she sat down at the kitchen table. "I managed to make some new friends, but they were all being oppressed by this really horrible student council, and I saw fit to try and change things, which quickly made me the talk of the town."
"Oh, that reminds me, honey." Ash said as he emerged from another room with a phone in hand. "I got a call from the principal earlier, and apparently, they're so happy with what you're doing; they even said they want you to make a big speech at the big game later this month!"
"Oh my gosh, really?!" Kenny exclaimed in delight. "Whitty, that's awesome!"
"I know, right?!" Whitney replied as the Topaz family got together for a big group hug. "And even better, I think I got a crush on someone!"
"A crush already?" Ash grinned. "And on the first day of school, no less. Back when I was in high school, it only took until the Halloween party for your mother and I to get together."
"That reminds me, you need any help with your speech?" Lauren asked her daughter.
"Naw, I think I already know what to write." Whitney said as she left the kitchen and went to her room to write her speech. "Just wait till everyone back at Riverdale hears about this!" Opening up her laptop and creating a new document to type on, Whitney began jotting down her speech. "Thank you, Crystal High, for making me feel so welcome here."
--
As the weeks progressed, more students and teachers became influenced by Whitney's positive thinking and free spirit the more they got to know her. No longer would they be shackled by Ruth's tyranny. Instead, they'd be free to do whatever they wanted. Dot was able to make science class more interesting, the lunches had more variety, Lana could no longer worry about losing her job, and the student council's authority was being questioned more often by the day. Ruth Black couldn't stand it any longer, Whitney needed to be brought to her level no matter what, and she knew just what to do.
Eventually, it came time for the big football game to kick off the fall sports season between the Little Homestead Wildcats and the Keystone Oxen. Sports fans from across town gathered at the school football stadium, eager to watch the intense action between the rival teams. The two teams were evenly matched by halftime, with the score being 12 to 12.
"We are the Wildcats!" the school's cheerleading team sang, with Lucy and Zoey taking the lead. "We're here to win this game! And if you think we can't, we'll try all the same!" As their cheer concluded, the squad began forming a pyramid. "That's why the students of Little Homestead, will cheer for!"
"Lacey Carruthers!" Desirée Glass exclaimed.
"Toni Paul!" Catherine added.
"And Olivia Snow." Zoey sang.
"And Jasper Brooks!" Lucy concluded, to the rejoicing of their adoring fans as the pyramid came apart and Lucy was handed a megaphone. "Thanks for coming out, everyone! Yes, we're all very beautiful, and our players are the cream of the crop, but tonight, we got a special announcement to make."
"Everyone's favorite new kid in town, Whitney Topaz, is here to give a very special speech!" Zoey exclaimed as she ripped the megaphone from her sister's hands. "Now, let's make some noise!"
As the crowd began chanting for Whitney, Catherine snuck away from her fellow cheerleaders and saw Ruth in the audience before giving her a knowing wink. "Good luck out there, sweetheart!" Catherine purred as she passed by the Topaz family and Thea in the stadium halls, covertly stealing Whitney's speech and replacing it with a fake and more profane copy. "Trust me, word of mouth will spread fast."
"Hey, thanks Cat." Whitney smiled as she walked out to the stadium, blissfully unaware that her life could soon be over.
"Good luck, dear!" Ash called out to Whitney before he saw Jasper passing him by, ready to hit the showers. "Hello there! You must be Jasper, right?" he asked. "My name's Ash; I'm Whitney's father. Meet my wife Lauren and our son Kenny."
"Wow, you're just as big as I'd thought you'd be!" Kenny gasped in awe at Jasper's size.
"Ha, that's what she said!" Jasper cackled and tried giving Kenny a high-five, but he had no idea what she had just said.
"Uh, what did she say?" Kenny asked curiously, his innocent ears trying to comprehend the football player's dirty joke.
"You'll know when you're older." Lauren laughed as she covered her son's ears before she noticed something at her feet. "Hey, what's that paper for?"
"Let me see that." Jasper said as she picked up the paper and began to read it, coming to the slow and horrified realization that she was reading Whitney's speech and had seemingly forgotten it. "Oh no, I have to get this to her, quick!"
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Ash replied. "Go, go, go!" At the father's command, Jasper raced out to the field to help Whitney before she could make a huge mistake.
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"Everything is going according to plan." Ruth smirked as Whitney walked onto the green field, ready to give her speech. "Thanks to Irene, I learned that the teachers offered Whitney to make a speech about how much she will change the school. But luckily, I was able to forge a fake speech in the nick of time that will no doubt ruin her cred the moment she finishes it! All the profanity, all the prejudiced remarks, seeing the reactions will be so invigorating!"
"Good evening, everyone; thank you so much for having me here tonight." Whitney said to the spectators. "First off, I just want to thank Principal Garrett and all the wonderful teachers of Crystal High for giving me this opportunity to spread my mission of love and change to everyone here tonight." The crowd began cheering for the principal and her employees before Whitney continued. "Anyways, I've worked very hard on this speech for the past couple of weeks, and I'd be pleased as punch to share it with you all."
"Whitney, WAIT!" Jasper yelled as she raced back onto the field with Whitney's real speech in hand. "You forgot this. I found it on the floor."
"Wait, that can't be my speech; this is my speech!" Whitney said before she opened her paper to discover the false and very crude speech written to taint her reputation. And the one thing that indicated who the writer was. "Wait, "Student Council rules, Whitney Topaz drools"?!"
"Oh no, she's onto us!" Ruth exclaimed as the student council attempted to make a break for it, only to be cornered at every turn by their fellow spectators who were not happy with their attempted sabotage. "No, this can't be happening!"
"Oh yes, it is, Miss Black." Estelle said as she and Pearl loomed over Ruth. "Did you seriously forge a speech to ruin Whitney's reputation?"
"Yes, of course I did because I was jealous!" Ruth hurriedly admitted. "Jealous that this new girl who's only been in school for a few weeks, yet everyone loves her and fears me! Why is it always the nice people that get attention instead of the ones who demand your respect?!"
"Well, maybe it's because they actually do unto others as they would do to them." Pearl scoffed. "Honestly, Ruth, I expected better from you. As of today, you will be removed from the student council. And we need to discuss that scholarship of yours too."
This caused all the students to cheer over finally being freed from Ruth's tyranny as Ruth herself curled up into a ball of woe. And then, as if to hammer her despair in even further, her former slaves started singing.
"Finally free, finally free, finally free everyone!" everyone began performing an expertly choreographed musical number to celebrate. "Finally free, finally free, finally free, let's have fun! Finally free to just be me!"
"At long last, it's time for celebration! Let's bring down the house!" Whitney began singing along with the crowd and had her first kiss with Jasper in the process, sealing their romance. "It's meant to be that we can all be free; come on and sing it loud!"
"Did you think you'd have us all under control?! My, you took a real nasty fall!" Jasper tauntingly harmonized in Ruth's face, who was simply not having enough of it and decided to make herself scarce. "If we just loved each other for who we are, then we can-"
"TOPAZ!" Jasper's voice echoed throughout the field of dancing spectators, much to Whitney's surprise. "TOPAZ!"
"Wait, Jasper?" Whitney asked. "I thought we were all singing?"
"Singing?" Jasper replied. "You need to wake up!"
--
"Yo, is she gonna be okay?" Amethyst asked as she, Jasper, Garnet, Pearl, Teal Zircon, Lapis, Peridot, Bismuth, Black Rutile's gang, and the Lapis twins all gazed upon a sleeping White Topaz. "Can I poke her even harder?"
"AGH, FINALLY FREE!" White Topaz yelled as she finally woke up and saw all her friends, and others in her company, surrounding her. "What just happened?"
"You fell asleep binging all those Boarding School Broadway movies," Garnet replied. "Is anything the matter?"
"I had the craziest dream, and everyone I knew was there!" White Topaz exclaimed before pointing to everyone she saw in her dream. "And you were there, and you were there, and you! And we were all humans in high school!"
"High school?" Pearl raised an eyebrow at White Topaz's declaration. "Like in Peridot's fanfictions?"
"Ah yes, the high school AU." Peridot observed with a hand to her chin. "Tell me all the details, White Topaz."
"Well, I was the new girl in town, and Black Rutile was the student council president who ruled the school with an iron fist!" White Topaz explained, earning her a glare from her former superior. "Jasper was the football captain I had a crush on, Teal was my first best friend, my teachers included Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, and Bismuth, and I was about to accidentally ruin my reputation before the situation was resolved in a pretty rushed fashion."
"Okay, I think we need to simmer down on all those weird teen shows and movies for you." Lapis smirked as she turned off the movie. "And I thought chili gave you vivid dreams." The preceding one-liner incited mass laughter from the Gems gathered, but it quickly turned awkward and strained before stopping entirely.
"Now what?" Bismuth asked.
--
Now what indeed, Bismuth. This was certainly an interesting and very long chapter to write, and yes, I do admit I had to rush that ending to get it out on time. But in all seriousness, I think I had fun writing my take on a Human Gems AU and if you've seen my episode list, this won't be the last time the concept will be brought up. But in the meantime, next up is a very special two-parter featuring our favorite parody of the MI6 agent on her majesty's secret service with a license to kill. Ladies and gentlemen, next chapter will reintroduce us to Jones. Bane Jones.
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